Falling asleep, hypnogogic thought, if the cost is reasonable...

Put. Down. The. Bottle.

Make some fake ones and fasten them with Gorilla Glue.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Why?

Just get a tattoo of the state on your forehead.

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Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Falling asleep, hypnogogic thought, if the cost is reasonable...

I’ll chip in.

The next "in" thing is having part of a finger removed. Lends credence to fictitious backstories involving "working in the mill".

I stick to simple canards. Litter box with a few clay lumps and food/water bowls. Babes always like a guy with a cat. "She's around here somewhere, sweetie. Wait until you meet her!".

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Originally posted by Woodman:
The next "in" thing is having part of a finger removed. Lends credence to fictitious backstories involving "working in the mill".

I knew a guy back in High School days that was scared to death of getting drafted, being sent to Vietnam and killed. IQ was a little less than average and his grades reflected that.

Went to work in a machine shop after graduation and intentionally cut around 1/4" off his left index finger with a bandsaw. This made him 4F.

He then went to work for the Fire Department and played the ethnicity card heavily and ended up being a battalion chief.

I like it.

I could see Florida man having ears cut to a Florida shape.
I think it would be easier to just move to California if you want the shape of your ears to match the outline of your state.

Would you get a discount if you lived in a square state? Say, Colorado or Wyoming....

I fear that you would have a difficult time finding an ethical Plastic Surgeon to full-fill you fantasy.