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Plastic Surgery, Ears Trimmed to the Shape of the State of Texas?

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February 11, 2021, 11:23 PM
mr kablammo
Plastic Surgery, Ears Trimmed to the Shape of the State of Texas?
Falling asleep, hypnogogic thought, if the cost is reasonable...


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February 11, 2021, 11:50 PM
PowerSurge
Put. Down. The. Bottle.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
February 12, 2021, 04:08 AM
egregore
Make some fake ones and fasten them with Gorilla Glue.




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February 12, 2021, 05:00 AM
Largefarva
Pics or it didn’t happen.
February 12, 2021, 05:49 AM
ugeesta
Why?

Just get a tattoo of the state on your forehead.



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February 12, 2021, 07:12 AM
BMR
quote:
Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Falling asleep, hypnogogic thought, if the cost is reasonable...


I’ll chip in.



February 12, 2021, 07:25 AM
Woodman
The next "in" thing is having part of a finger removed. Lends credence to fictitious backstories involving "working in the mill".

I stick to simple canards. Litter box with a few clay lumps and food/water bowls. Babes always like a guy with a cat. "She's around here somewhere, sweetie. Wait until you meet her!".
February 12, 2021, 07:33 AM
Flash-LB
quote:
Originally posted by Woodman:
The next "in" thing is having part of a finger removed. Lends credence to fictitious backstories involving "working in the mill".


I knew a guy back in High School days that was scared to death of getting drafted, being sent to Vietnam and killed. IQ was a little less than average and his grades reflected that.

Went to work in a machine shop after graduation and intentionally cut around 1/4" off his left index finger with a bandsaw. This made him 4F.

He then went to work for the Fire Department and played the ethnicity card heavily and ended up being a battalion chief.
February 12, 2021, 11:10 AM
Tejas421
I like it.
February 12, 2021, 11:52 AM
BlackTalonJHP
I could see Florida man having ears cut to a Florida shape.
I think it would be easier to just move to California if you want the shape of your ears to match the outline of your state.
February 12, 2021, 01:59 PM
jimb888
Would you get a discount if you lived in a square state? Say, Colorado or Wyoming....



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February 12, 2021, 03:16 PM
GT-40DOC
I fear that you would have a difficult time finding an ethical Plastic Surgeon to full-fill you fantasy.