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Plastic Surgery, Ears Trimmed to the Shape of the State of Texas?

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February 11, 2021, 11:23 PM
mr kablammo
Plastic Surgery, Ears Trimmed to the Shape of the State of Texas?
Falling asleep, hypnogogic thought, if the cost is reasonable...


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
February 11, 2021, 11:50 PM
PowerSurge
Put. Down. The. Bottle.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
February 12, 2021, 04:08 AM
egregore
Make some fake ones and fasten them with Gorilla Glue.
February 12, 2021, 05:00 AM
Largefarva
Pics or it didn’t happen.
February 12, 2021, 05:49 AM
ugeesta
Why?

Just get a tattoo of the state on your forehead.



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February 12, 2021, 07:12 AM
BMR
quote:
Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Falling asleep, hypnogogic thought, if the cost is reasonable...


I’ll chip in.



February 12, 2021, 07:25 AM
Woodman
The next "in" thing is having part of a finger removed. Lends credence to fictitious backstories involving "working in the mill".

I stick to simple canards. Litter box with a few clay lumps and food/water bowls. Babes always like a guy with a cat. "She's around here somewhere, sweetie. Wait until you meet her!".
February 12, 2021, 07:33 AM
Flash-LB
quote:
Originally posted by Woodman:
The next "in" thing is having part of a finger removed. Lends credence to fictitious backstories involving "working in the mill".


I knew a guy back in High School days that was scared to death of getting drafted, being sent to Vietnam and killed. IQ was a little less than average and his grades reflected that.

Went to work in a machine shop after graduation and intentionally cut around 1/4" off his left index finger with a bandsaw. This made him 4F.

He then went to work for the Fire Department and played the ethnicity card heavily and ended up being a battalion chief.
February 12, 2021, 11:10 AM
Tejas421
I like it.
February 12, 2021, 11:52 AM
BlackTalonJHP
I could see Florida man having ears cut to a Florida shape.
I think it would be easier to just move to California if you want the shape of your ears to match the outline of your state.
February 12, 2021, 01:59 PM
jimb888
Would you get a discount if you lived in a square state? Say, Colorado or Wyoming....
February 12, 2021, 03:16 PM
GT-40DOC
I fear that you would have a difficult time finding an ethical Plastic Surgeon to full-fill you fantasy.