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Frangas non Flectes |
Itching powder? How about a can of mace or OC instead? But I'm sure, somehow, that would constitute an assault charge in our backward-ass society. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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I really, really want one of those! I Drink & I Know Things | |||
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I love it. Kid's a genius. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Figure a way to make it release a cloud of lice. | |||
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Putricine or cadaverine would produce a longer lasting smell, and the guy would be vomiting. -c1steve | |||
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahgahahahahahaha. He should name it " Dorothy!" ____________________ | |||
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| The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
Dude is my new hero. “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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I bow to you genius, sir. "Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that' George Carlin | |||
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I prefer to use paint. Upside down & loose lid glued to the box. Makes a hell of a mess. EasyFire EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | |||
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He should post the people's picture online to make the people ***FAMOUS*** !!! God Bless  "Always legally conceal carry. At the right place and time, one person can make a positive difference." | |||
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Corgis Rock |
Out here many porch pirates get caught on camera. Uniformly the are well fed, well dressed, and drive decent cars. In short, there’s no reason to be stealing. “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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Ver. 2 needs an OC spray dispenser "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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There is an industrial blue dye that is permanent. It eventually comes off skin, but really is worn off, not washed off. Cloth, upholstery would truely be permanent. With the spinning head it would be ALL over the closest person. Much like the explosive dye packages that banks use. Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator. | |||
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Thanks What a great website | |||
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First, I laughed so hard I think I had a fucking stroke! Second, it would be nice if there were a dye pack, adhesive to affix the glitter and a more aggressive stink component, something that last multiple days, something that stinks so much that it would gag a maggit. Maybe some industrial strength OC would be nice. I hate thieves, it's nice to have some Revenge. I would like to see this as evidence for arrest and convection. ARman | |||
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That was my first thought, too. Solution? The Hand Grenade edition. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Naw, wood ticks, or maybe some red ants! Crabs? Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Yes, I was thinking the dye packs the banks put in packets of money that explode showering the thief and money in permanent dye. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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LOL..I was thinking skunk spray. | |||
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Too clever by half |
After having my bike stolen as a teenager I designed special modification. The seat tube was the barrel of a 12 ga triggered when someone sat on the seat. Very simple. Imagine the specific parts of the anatomy affected. I never built it, of course, but I felt a lot better just admiring the finished design on paper. "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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