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Itching powder would be great,especially in their cars.


Itching powder? How about a can of mace or OC instead? But I'm sure, somehow, that would constitute an assault charge in our backward-ass society.


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I really, really want one of those!



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I love it. Kid's a genius.


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Figure a way to make it release a cloud of lice.
 
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Putricine or cadaverine would produce a longer lasting smell, and the guy would be vomiting.


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BAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahgahahahahahaha.

He should name it " Dorothy!"


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I bow to you genius, sir.


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I prefer to use paint. Upside down & loose lid glued to the box. Makes a hell of a mess.

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He should post the people's picture online to make the people ***FAMOUS*** !!! God Bless Smile


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What's sad is that some of these people don't appear to be broke, just opportunistic thieves. It would be a shame if their employers, if they have any, found out who they were. I imagine that these jerks caught on camera would some how sue if their identities got out.


Out here many porch pirates get caught on camera. Uniformly the are well fed, well dressed, and drive decent cars. In short, there’s no reason to be stealing.



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Ver. 2 needs an OC spray dispenser


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There is an industrial blue dye that is permanent. It eventually comes off skin, but really is worn off, not washed off. Cloth, upholstery would truely be permanent. With the spinning head it would be ALL over the closest person. Much like the explosive dye packages that banks use.

Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator.
 
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Thanks
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First, I laughed so hard I think I had a fucking stroke!

Second, it would be nice if there were a dye pack, adhesive to affix the glitter and a more aggressive stink component, something that last multiple days, something that stinks so much that it would gag a maggit.

Maybe some industrial strength OC would be nice.

I hate thieves, it's nice to have some Revenge. I would like to see this as evidence for arrest and convection.


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Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator.

That was my first thought, too. Solution? The Hand Grenade edition.


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Figure a way to make it release a cloud of lice.


Naw, wood ticks, or maybe some red ants! Crabs?


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There is an industrial blue dye that is permanent. It eventually comes off skin, but really is worn off, not washed off. Cloth, upholstery would truely be permanent. With the spinning head it would be ALL over the closest person. Much like the explosive dye packages that banks use.

Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator.


Yes, I was thinking the dye packs the banks put in packets of money that explode showering the thief and money in permanent dye.




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First, I laughed so hard I think I had a fucking stroke!

Second, it would be nice if there were a dye pack, adhesive to affix the glitter and a more aggressive stink component, something that last multiple days, something that stinks so much that it would gag a maggit.

Maybe some industrial strength OC would be nice.

I hate thieves, it's nice to have some Revenge. I would like to see this as evidence for arrest and convection.


ARman
LOL..I was thinking skunk spray.
 
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After having my bike stolen as a teenager I designed special modification. The seat tube was the barrel of a 12 ga triggered when someone sat on the seat. Very simple. Imagine the specific parts of the anatomy affected. I never built it, of course, but I felt a lot better just admiring the finished design on paper.




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