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Brilliant Non-lethal Porch Pirate Trap
December 17, 2018, 05:24 PM
P220 SmudgeBrilliant Non-lethal Porch Pirate Trap
quote:
Originally posted by patw:
Itching powder would be great,especially in their cars.
Itching powder? How about a can of mace or OC instead? But I'm sure, somehow, that would constitute an assault charge in our backward-ass society.
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December 17, 2018, 05:28 PM
CoinRollerI really, really want one of those!
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GWbikerI love it. Kid's a genius.
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December 17, 2018, 05:44 PM
arfmelFigure a way to make it release a cloud of lice.
December 17, 2018, 05:50 PM
c1stevePutricine or cadaverine would produce a longer lasting smell, and the guy would be vomiting.
-c1steve
December 17, 2018, 05:50 PM
RichardCBAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahgahahahahahaha.
He should name it " Dorothy!"
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December 17, 2018, 06:13 PM
SpinZoneDude is my new hero.
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December 17, 2018, 06:27 PM
dgrdvmI bow to you genius, sir.
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December 17, 2018, 06:27 PM
EasyFireI prefer to use paint. Upside down & loose lid glued to the box. Makes a hell of a mess.
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December 17, 2018, 06:28 PM
VBVAGUYHe should post the people's picture online to make the people ***FAMOUS*** !!! God Bless
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December 17, 2018, 06:33 PM
Icabodquote:
Originally posted by chino101:
What's sad is that some of these people don't appear to be broke, just opportunistic thieves. It would be a shame if their employers, if they have any, found out who they were. I imagine that these jerks caught on camera would some how sue if their identities got out.
Out here many porch pirates get caught on camera. Uniformly the are well fed, well dressed, and drive decent cars. In short, there’s no reason to be stealing.
“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. December 17, 2018, 06:35 PM
sgalczynVer. 2 needs an OC spray dispenser
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December 17, 2018, 06:40 PM
Chris42There is an industrial blue dye that is permanent. It eventually comes off skin, but really is worn off, not washed off. Cloth, upholstery would truely be permanent. With the spinning head it would be ALL over the closest person. Much like the explosive dye packages that banks use.
Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator.
December 17, 2018, 06:56 PM
oldbill123Thanks
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December 17, 2018, 07:21 PM
ARmanFirst, I laughed so hard I think I had a fucking stroke!
Second, it would be nice if there were a dye pack, adhesive to affix the glitter and a more aggressive stink component, something that last multiple days, something that stinks so much that it would gag a maggit.
Maybe some industrial strength OC would be nice.
I hate thieves, it's nice to have some Revenge. I would like to see this as evidence for arrest and convection.
ARman
December 17, 2018, 07:23 PM
newtoSig765quote:
Originally posted by Chris42:
Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator.
That was my first thought, too. Solution? The Hand Grenade edition.
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December 17, 2018, 07:24 PM
Elk Hunterquote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
Figure a way to make it release a cloud of lice.
Naw, wood ticks, or maybe some red ants! Crabs?
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December 17, 2018, 07:36 PM
Rightwirequote:
Originally posted by Chris42:
There is an industrial blue dye that is permanent. It eventually comes off skin, but really is worn off, not washed off. Cloth, upholstery would truely be permanent. With the spinning head it would be ALL over the closest person. Much like the explosive dye packages that banks use.
Problem is thief knows where he/she picked up the package. Video is needed to catch returning, spiteful predator.
Yes, I was thinking the dye packs the banks put in packets of money that explode showering the thief and money in permanent dye.
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. December 17, 2018, 07:50 PM
David Leequote:
Originally posted by ARman:
First, I laughed so hard I think I had a fucking stroke!
Second, it would be nice if there were a dye pack, adhesive to affix the glitter and a more aggressive stink component, something that last multiple days, something that stinks so much that it would gag a maggit.
Maybe some industrial strength OC would be nice.
I hate thieves, it's nice to have some Revenge. I would like to see this as evidence for arrest and convection.
ARman
LOL..I was thinking skunk spray.
December 17, 2018, 07:59 PM
jigray3After having my bike stolen as a teenager I designed special modification. The seat tube was the barrel of a 12 ga triggered when someone sat on the seat. Very simple. Imagine the specific parts of the anatomy affected. I never built it, of course, but I felt a lot better just admiring the finished design on paper.
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