Good design but needs to mix pepper ball powder in with the glitter.......because porch pirates need to suffer the wrath of god and eternal damnation.......just saying.
Posts: 4101 | Location: St.Louis County MO | Registered: October 13, 2006
I’m strongly considering a box with an unsealed bottom tied shut with string, packed with a good layer of glitter, half filled with cat shit and topped with sytrofoam peanuts wrapped and pretty left in my car. It’s been broken into seven times in the last three years, most especially before Christmas. Local PD isn’t concerned with car-prowling assholes, even when I caught the neighbor’s car across the street getting actively prowled and called it in. Nothing resulted. Time to step it up. If they torch my car, that just means a new one. Good luck burning my house down when I work from home, fuckers. Oh yeah, and cameras.
______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.”
Fart spray needs to be liquid that sprays on the a-holes and stinks up their clothing forever and requires numerous showers to get off the skin.
Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
-D.H. Lawrence
Posts: 11524 | Location: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: February 07, 2007
What's sad is that some of these people don't appear to be broke, just opportunistic thieves. It would be a shame if their employers, if they have any, found out who they were. I imagine that these jerks caught on camera would some how sue if their identities got out.
Posts: 510 | Location: Maryland | Registered: November 04, 2003
