i think...
i may have a...
man crush...

He should up the payload with a bank teller dye pack and some liquid adhesive to bind the glitter where it lands.

I think releasing napalm should be legal.

Agreed.
I'd replace the glitter with finely powdered cat shit and the fart spray with mace.
Then these thieves should still lose a hand.

That's awesome!

Dude had a lot of time and resources to pull this off. I wonder if he has a hand grenade model?

He should market this!

Dude has been posted on this site a few times now. Pinewood derby is coming up in a few weeks..he has a pinewood derby video too.

Replace the glitter with lighter fluid sprays and a spark igniter, then we'll talk!

Good design but needs to mix pepper ball powder in with the glitter.......because porch pirates need to suffer the wrath of god and eternal damnation.......just saying.

agreed - I'd like one myself

and I like the adhesive idea as well - makes stuff permanent

what you get for being a JPL engineer

I’m strongly considering a box with an unsealed bottom tied shut with string, packed with a good layer of glitter, half filled with cat shit and topped with sytrofoam peanuts wrapped and pretty left in my car. It’s been broken into seven times in the last three years, most especially before Christmas. Local PD isn’t concerned with car-prowling assholes, even when I caught the neighbor’s car across the street getting actively prowled and called it in. Nothing resulted. Time to step it up. If they torch my car, that just means a new one. Good luck burning my house down when I work from home, fuckers. Oh yeah, and cameras.

All good suggestions on the engineering change proposal for increment 2. I recommend white phosphorous, then we might really have something.

That's brilliant!

Needs a paint sprayer.

Fart spray needs to be liquid that sprays on the a-holes and stinks up their clothing forever and requires numerous showers to get off the skin.

That's awesome, he needs to go on Shark Tank!

What's sad is that some of these people don't appear to be broke, just opportunistic thieves. It would be a shame if their employers, if they have any, found out who they were. I imagine that these jerks caught on camera would some how sue if their identities got out.

That was awesome!!!

That is a thing of beauty.

Should load it up with anthrax.

Itching powder would be great,especially in their cars.