There’s a big sale at the Lego store. People are lined up for blocks.

I worked at a bank for 3 weeks then quit,
I had no interest.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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Because they're so good at it!

What do Wolverine and Caitlyn Jenner have in common??

They are both X-men!!!!

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Originally posted by Captain Morgan:
I worked at a bank for 3 weeks then quit,
I had no interest.

That is what's called a 'Banker's Joke'.
Only the teller laughs...

Old Patty lay dying. The priest had given him last rites, his wife and siblings and children and grandchildren had tearfully made their last goodbyes. Patty calls for his best friend Mike.
"Mike, we've been friends all our lives."
"Indeed we have, Patty. You're my dearest friend and it'll be a sad life without you."
"Mike, I've a favor to ask you I cannot trust to anyone else."
"Anything, Patty. Anything!"
Patty feebly reaches under his blankest and pulls out a dusty little crock. "Mike, this is 100-year Irish whiskey--"
Mike's eyes light up. "Yes, Patty? Yes?"
"After I'm dead and gone--" Patty's voice falters. He gasps, wheezes, gets a little wind. "Yes, Patty? What is it you want, Patty?" Mike's eyes are dancing. He's leaning forward.
"I'll be wanting you to pour it out over my grave."
Mike's face collapses. He swallows hard three times. Finally he says "For sure that's a favor you could trust no man on Earth with except me." He's near tears.
"I know, Mike, I know -- and I'm sore glad I have you to trust with it."
Mike takes the cask and starts to leave. At the door he stops, turns, and says "I was just thinking man -- would you be minding if I passed it over my kidneys first?