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She's 44 year old today. My, they grow up so fast. Seems like only yesterday she was crawling around putting thing in her mouth. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | ||
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thin skin can't win |
Bet it still sucks to be her. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Hopefully she doesn't swallow anything that's bad for her. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Did she get a new dress? Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Aw, come on guys. You can stick up for her. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
This thread sucks...  _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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She may have a tough time blowing only candles....... "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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And she never capitalized on her "gift" Not even a spread in Playboy... | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
This thread raises several interesting points. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
I've told this joke before here, but will repeat it in honor of Monica. Monica took a dress to the drycleaners. The clerk there as hearing impared. Monica: I'd like to get this cleaned, please. Clerk: What? Come again... Monica: No, it's red wine. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Devil with the blue dress blue dress blue dress Devil with the Blue Dress On!  | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
She never bothered me. She was just doing what his wife did not want to. They all knew the drill. Everybody was satisfied.  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
Well, would YOU trust your little buddy in the mouth of Hillary Clinton?  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Monica Lewinsky was walking down the beach one day when she found a bottle, as she started to clean it off, the genie popped out and told her "I will grant you three wishes." As she thought to herself "Well I've had relations with the most powerful man in the world and now and rich because of it, so she thought for a moment and looked at her midsection and said to the genie "Can you make my love handles disappear?" The genie smiled and said "no problem" snapped his fingers and poof her ears were gone! _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Now, there's a nightmare scenario I'd like to forget. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor  |
Not bad for 44, could use another protein drink. | |||
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| "The deals you miss don’t hurt you”-B.D. Raney Sr. |
She gave a TED Talk on her experiences during that time & immediately after. It was pretty interesting. | |||
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| Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. |
LOL. I was going to say the same thing. I’m sure her father was far more embarrassed than she was. | |||
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| Cogito Ergo Sum |
Wonder if she ever got a pearl necklace for her birthday? | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
Born: July 23, 1973 (age 45 years) "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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