Happy Birthday, Monica Lewinsky

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July 23, 2018, 11:12 AM

GWbiker

Happy Birthday, Monica Lewinsky

She's 44 year old today.

My, they grow up so fast. Seems like only yesterday she was crawling around putting thing in her mouth.

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July 23, 2018, 12:31 PM

Jim Shugart

I've told this joke before here, but will repeat it in honor of Monica.

Monica took a dress to the drycleaners. The clerk there as hearing impared.
Monica: I'd like to get this cleaned, please.
Clerk: What? Come again...
Monica: No, it's red wine.

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July 23, 2018, 12:50 PM

old rugged cross

She never bothered me. She was just doing what his wife did not want to. They all knew the drill. Everybody was satisfied.

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July 23, 2018, 01:21 PM

Tuckerrnr1

Monica Lewinsky was walking down the beach one day when she found a bottle, as she started to clean it off, the genie popped out and told her "I will grant you three wishes." As she thought to herself "Well I've had relations with the most powerful man in the world and now and rich because of it, so she thought for a moment and looked at her midsection and said to the genie "Can you make my love handles disappear?" The genie smiled and said "no problem" snapped his fingers and poof her ears were gone!

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July 23, 2018, 01:22 PM

Jimbo54

quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Well, would YOU trust your little buddy in the mouth of Hillary Clinton?

Now, there's a nightmare scenario I'd like to forget.

Jim

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July 23, 2018, 02:24 PM

hudr

She gave a TED Talk on her experiences during that time & immediately after. It was pretty interesting.

July 23, 2018, 02:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
She never bothered me. She was just doing what his wife did not want to. They all knew the drill. Everybody was satisfied.

LOL. I was going to say the same thing. I’m sure her father was far more embarrassed than she was.

July 23, 2018, 04:18 PM

chellim1

quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
Happy Birthday, Monica Lewinsky
She's 44 year old today.

Born: July 23, 1973 (age 45 years)

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