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goodheart![]() |
I used to tell patients after a heart attack it was OK to have sex, but only with their wife, otherwise it would be too exciting. I would tell them that with their wife present, if possible. From the Washington Post: Link
The article also noted: 1. For most people sex is the equivalent of walking up two flight of stairs. 2. More men should have survived a cardiac arrest during sex, but the women apparently didn't do CPR. I will let these observations stand without comment.... _________________________ “Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters. –Daniel Webster (1782-1852)" | ||
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A Grateful American![]() |
Well crap. There goes the last item on my bucket list... "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor |
Doing any blow especially does not help. | |||
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32nd degree![]() |
should her husband find us I can almost garuntee he'll stop my heart!!! ___________________ "the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen | |||
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goodheart![]() |
That was another joke I used in my talk to patients. Better never to have a heart attack with progressive decline in health, but to be shot at age 85 by a jealous husband. Now 85 seems kinda low.... _________________________ “Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters. –Daniel Webster (1782-1852)" | |||
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"Scientists say you'll probably never have heart-stopping sex" Ask Nelson Rockefeller.........wait, never mind. He's dead. | |||
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| Experienced Slacker |
Guess I've been putting way too much work into it. Hell, even when I'm having sex with myself it seems like more than that. | |||
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goodheart![]() |
For those not familiar with Nelson's passing:
_________________________ “Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters. –Daniel Webster (1782-1852)" | |||
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I'll just leave this sex related story here. Hope that's OK. A Professor of Psychology was giving a lecture on Mental Satisfaction, during which, he claimed that a good bowel evacuation could be as mentally satisfying as good sex. My thoughts... Either he has never had really good sex... Or, I have never had a really good shit! If things changed, things would be different. | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom ![]() |
Questions that come to mind. 1. Perhaps unhealthy men have less interest in sex. Cart/horse thing. 2. Does self-servicing count? 3. Does my insurance cover professional services? God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Soooooooooo, if the wife cuts you off, does that constitute attempted murder? ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited |
Yeah, been there. Hello there, are we still doing it or is it just me? _______________________ | |||
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אַרְיֵה![]() |
I always said that if I could choose the way I would die, I wanted to be shot by Carlo Ponti. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now![]() |
"Proof" that men do most of the work in bed. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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May depend on which one you've done without for the longest. | |||
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| 4-H Shooting Sports Instructor |
when I had heart surgery .. on the form it said I could have sex when I could climb 3 flights of stairs.. I was on the 2nd floor So I ask the nurse what was on the 5th Floor. And where do I ask for Sex.. She said it was OB/GYN... I had to laugh. _______________________________ 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but > because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton NRA Endowment Life member NRA Pistol instructor...and Range Safety instructor Women On Target Instructor. | |||
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| Optimistic Cynic |
I've had some pretty decent sex, and some pretty spectacular evacuations. I know which one is more satisfying (and the mental part has very little to do with it). On the other hand, I wouldn't want to go too long without either, that can really mess with the mentality! | |||
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Spectemur Agendo![]() |
This is rather depressing. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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Spectemur Agendo![]() |
Or that y'all make everything way more difficult than necessary. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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A Grateful American![]() |
Faked her own death. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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