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I used to tell patients after a heart attack it was OK to have sex, but only with their wife, otherwise it would be too exciting. I would tell them that with their wife present, if possible. From the Washington Post: Link
The article also noted: 1. For most people sex is the equivalent of walking up two flight of stairs. 2. More men should have survived a cardiac arrest during sex, but the women apparently didn't do CPR. I will let these observations stand without comment.... _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | ||
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A Grateful American![]() |
Well crap. There goes the last item on my bucket list... ![]() "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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St. Vitus Dance Instructor ![]() |
Doing any blow especially does not help. ![]() | |||
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32nd degree![]() |
should her husband find us I can almost garuntee he'll stop my heart!!! ___________________ ![]() "the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen | |||
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goodheart![]() |
That was another joke I used in my talk to patients. Better never to have a heart attack with progressive decline in health, but to be shot at age 85 by a jealous husband. Now 85 seems kinda low.... ![]() _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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"Scientists say you'll probably never have heart-stopping sex" Ask Nelson Rockefeller.........wait, never mind. He's dead. | |||
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Experienced Slacker |
Guess I've been putting way too much work into it. Hell, even when I'm having sex with myself it seems like more than that. | |||
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goodheart![]() |
For those not familiar with Nelson's passing:
_________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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I'll just leave this sex related story here. Hope that's OK. A Professor of Psychology was giving a lecture on Mental Satisfaction, during which, he claimed that a good bowel evacuation could be as mentally satisfying as good sex. My thoughts... Either he has never had really good sex... Or, I have never had a really good shit! Endeavor to persevere. | |||
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10mm is The Boom of Doom ![]() |
Questions that come to mind. 1. Perhaps unhealthy men have less interest in sex. Cart/horse thing. 2. Does self-servicing count? 3. Does my insurance cover professional services? God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Soooooooooo, if the wife cuts you off, does that constitute attempted murder? ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited ![]() |
Yeah, been there. Hello there, are we still doing it or is it just me? _______________________ | |||
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אַרְיֵה![]() |
I always said that if I could choose the way I would die, I wanted to be shot by Carlo Ponti. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now![]() |
"Proof" that men do most of the work in bed. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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May depend on which one you've done without for the longest. | |||
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4-H Shooting Sports Instructor ![]() |
when I had heart surgery .. on the form it said I could have sex when I could climb 3 flights of stairs.. I was on the 2nd floor So I ask the nurse what was on the 5th Floor. And where do I ask for Sex.. She said it was OB/GYN... I had to laugh. _______________________________ 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but > because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton NRA Endowment Life member NRA Pistol instructor...and Range Safety instructor Women On Target Instructor. | |||
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Optimistic Cynic![]() |
I've had some pretty decent sex, and some pretty spectacular evacuations. I know which one is more satisfying (and the mental part has very little to do with it). On the other hand, I wouldn't want to go too long without either, that can really mess with the mentality! | |||
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Spectemur Agendo![]() |
This is rather depressing. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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Spectemur Agendo![]() |
Or that y'all make everything way more difficult than necessary. ![]() SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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A Grateful American![]() |
Faked her own death. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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