Member Never stand up in a canoe!
Member If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough.
Dances With I saw these guys in concert at the National Cowboy Museum a few years ago. They're really awesome. VIDEO
Member Be alert.
We need more lerts.
Member Beware of the man with one gun
Member This is for us old buggers.
Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss.
Never trust a fart.
Never waste a hard on.
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Member Confucius says: "Man who pull out too fast leaves rubber behind."
Optimistic Cynic quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
Confucious says: Man who dreams of pussy wakes up with solution in hand.
Member If it flies, floats, or f***s…rent it.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
Ice age heat wave, If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesn't move but it should, WD-40.
If you cant fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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Three Generations Drink upstream from the herd.
If it has tits, tires or tracks, sooner or later it's going to give you problems.
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The Unmanned Writer quote:
Originally posted by Sclass:
Don't fish off the company pier.
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