I saw these guys in concert at the National Cowboy Museum a few years ago. They're really awesome.
March 08, 2022, 12:20 AM
RichardC
Be alert.
We need more lerts.
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March 08, 2022, 05:12 AM
Captain Morgan
Dont shit where you eat.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
March 08, 2022, 05:26 AM
mke229
Beware of the man with one gun
March 08, 2022, 06:29 AM
pbslinger
My Dad used to offer: "Don't drink out of strange toilets"
March 08, 2022, 06:40 AM
BigWhup
Don't fart in insulated coveralls.
March 08, 2022, 06:43 AM
nosticks
This is for us old buggers.
Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss. Never trust a fart. Never waste a hard on.
Awake not woke
March 08, 2022, 06:57 AM
Graniteguy
Confucius says: "Man who pull out too fast leaves rubber behind."
March 08, 2022, 07:24 AM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy: Confucius says: "Man who pull out too fast leaves rubber behind."
Confucious says: Man who dreams of pussy wakes up with solution in hand.
March 08, 2022, 07:29 AM
erj_pilot
If it flies, floats, or f***s…rent it.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
March 08, 2022, 07:55 AM
MikeGLI
If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move but it should, WD-40. If you cant fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
March 08, 2022, 07:55 AM
Ripley
Never screw crazy.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
March 08, 2022, 07:58 AM
vinnybass
Never marry a woman who is mean to the waitress.
"We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities."
March 08, 2022, 08:33 AM
PHPaul
Drink upstream from the herd.
If it has tits, tires or tracks, sooner or later it's going to give you problems.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.