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| If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough.
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| Be alert. We need more lerts.
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| This is for us old buggers. Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss. Never trust a fart. Never waste a hard on.
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| Confucius says: "Man who pull out too fast leaves rubber behind." |
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Optimistic Cynic
| quote: Originally posted by Graniteguy:
Confucius says: "Man who pull out too fast leaves rubber behind."
Confucious says: Man who dreams of pussy wakes up with solution in hand. |
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| If it flies, floats, or f***s…rent it.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 |
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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
| If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move but it should, WD-40. If you cant fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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| Drink upstream from the herd. If it has tits, tires or tracks, sooner or later it's going to give you problems.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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The Unmanned Writer
| quote: Originally posted by Sclass:
Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Don't fish off the company pier.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
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