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Such as don't eat yellow snow.

Don't straddle a barbed wire fence.


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Posts: 3693 | Location: PA | Registered: November 15, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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Don't piss into the wind.





If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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Posts: 7363 | Location: Arkansas  | Registered: November 06, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Staring back
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Never play poker with a man named Doc.

Never eat at a place called Moms.

Never get involved with a woman who has more problems than you.


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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
 
Posts: 20993 | Location: Montana | Registered: November 01, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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You don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger

And don’t mess around with Slim.



"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein

“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker
 
Posts: 11568 | Location: Temple, Texas! | Registered: October 07, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
A Grateful American
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Never slap a cactus.

Never monkey with another monkey's monkey.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
Posts: 44689 | Location: ...... I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! (in Arkansas) | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Don't piss on an electric fence ! Don't squat with your spurs on.
 
Posts: 141 | Location: Ma. | Registered: November 18, 2020Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Peace through
superior firepower
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Don't breather underwater
 
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Shoulda Coulda
Oughta Woulda
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Never play leapfrog with a priest.
 
Posts: 552 | Registered: June 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
This Space for Rent
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I got this one from a bartender in the 80’s:

If you’re going to drink and drive, make sure you take a car.…




We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
 
Posts: 5820 | Location: Colorado | Registered: April 20, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The best piece of advice ever offered in a movie:
“Run, Toto, run!”




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Posts: 47951 | Location: 10,150 Feet Above Sea Level in Colorado | Registered: April 04, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I have stopped asking people just how stupid they can be.

Too many folks take that as a challenge.


Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
 
Posts: 1119 | Location: Colorado | Registered: March 07, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Down With The Sickness
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Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
 
Posts: 668 | Location: Peoria, AZ | Registered: December 24, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Itchy was taken
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Don't whiz on an electric fence.


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Posts: 4132 | Location: Colorado | Registered: August 24, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Don't go cheap on
Toilet paper
Garbage bags
Condoms

Hell of a mess when one breaks


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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"

“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
 
Posts: 8651 | Location: Attempting to keep the noise down around Midway Airport | Registered: February 14, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer.
 
Posts: 790 | Location: SW Michigan | Registered: January 21, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
SIG's 'n Surefires
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If you don’t use your head you’ll use your feet.



"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe
"Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas
 
Posts: 6880 | Location: IL, due south of the Arch | Registered: April 20, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Don't argue with drunks or crazy people." -- Advice from my dad



"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
 
Posts: 26029 | Location: S.E. Michigan | Registered: January 06, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Be Yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people.

If a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it.
 
Posts: 1086 | Location: New Jersey  | Registered: May 03, 2019Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Victim of Life's
Circumstances
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Don't worry about the mule - just load the wagon

Walk fast and carry a clipboard


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Posts: 4870 | Location: Sunnyside of Louisville | Registered: July 04, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Never stand up in a canoe!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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