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Such as don't eat yellow snow. Don't straddle a barbed wire fence. Whatcha got? | ||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Don't piss into the wind. Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Never play poker with a man named Doc. Never eat at a place called Moms. Never get involved with a woman who has more problems than you. ________________________________________________________ It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it. | |||
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You don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger And don’t mess around with Slim. “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025 | |||
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A Grateful American |
Never slap a cactus. Never monkey with another monkey's monkey. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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Don't piss on an electric fence ! Don't squat with your spurs on. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Don't breather underwater | |||
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| Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Never play leapfrog with a priest. | |||
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This Space for Rent |
I got this one from a bartender in the 80’s: If you’re going to drink and drive, make sure you take a car.… We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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The best piece of advice ever offered in a movie: “Run, Toto, run!” ► 6.0/94.0 “I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.” — The Wizard of Oz | |||
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I have stopped asking people just how stupid they can be. Too many folks take that as a challenge. Retired holster maker. Retired police chief. Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders | |||
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Down With The Sickness |
Don't dip your pen in the company ink. | |||
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Itchy was taken |
Don't whiz on an electric fence. _________________ This space left intentionally blank. | |||
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Don't go cheap on Toilet paper Garbage bags Condoms Hell of a mess when one breaks ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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Don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer. | |||
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SIG's 'n Surefires |
If you don’t use your head you’ll use your feet. "Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
"Don't argue with drunks or crazy people." -- Advice from my dad "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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"Be Yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people. If a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it. | |||
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Don't worry about the mule - just load the wagon Walk fast and carry a clipboard ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | |||
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Never stand up in a canoe! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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