Quirky advice

March 07, 2022, 08:02 PM

petr

Quirky advice

Such as don't eat yellow snow.

Don't straddle a barbed wire fence.

Whatcha got?

March 07, 2022, 08:02 PM

Johnny 3eagles

Don't piss into the wind.

Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.

NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER

March 07, 2022, 08:17 PM

Gustofer

Never play poker with a man named Doc.

Never eat at a place called Moms.

Never get involved with a woman who has more problems than you.

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It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it.

March 07, 2022, 08:25 PM

MikeinNC

You don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger

And don’t mess around with Slim.

“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025

March 07, 2022, 08:26 PM

sigmonkey

Never slap a cactus.

Never monkey with another monkey's monkey.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד}

March 07, 2022, 08:39 PM

Windwolf

Don't piss on an electric fence ! Don't squat with your spurs on.

March 07, 2022, 08:52 PM

parabellum

Don't breather underwater

March 07, 2022, 08:58 PM

ss9961

Never play leapfrog with a priest.

March 07, 2022, 08:59 PM

ugeesta

I got this one from a bartender in the 80’s:

If you’re going to drink and drive, make sure you take a car.…

We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.

March 07, 2022, 09:00 PM

sigfreund

The best piece of advice ever offered in a movie:
“Run, Toto, run!”

► 6.0/94.0

“I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.”
_{— The Wizard of Oz}

March 07, 2022, 09:00 PM

LoboGunLeather

I have stopped asking people just how stupid they can be.

Too many folks take that as a challenge.

Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders

March 07, 2022, 09:04 PM

Sclass

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.

March 07, 2022, 09:26 PM

scratchy

Don't whiz on an electric fence.

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March 07, 2022, 09:29 PM

CPD SIG

Don't go cheap on
Toilet paper
Garbage bags
Condoms

Hell of a mess when one breaks

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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"

“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy

March 07, 2022, 09:33 PM

NOCkid

Don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer.

March 07, 2022, 09:50 PM

M-11

If you don’t use your head you’ll use your feet.

"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe
"Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas

March 07, 2022, 10:01 PM

ensigmatic

"Don't argue with drunks or crazy people." -- Advice from my dad

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher

March 07, 2022, 10:09 PM

Fed161

"Be Yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people.

If a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it.

March 07, 2022, 10:11 PM

doublesharp

Don't worry about the mule - just load the wagon

Walk fast and carry a clipboard

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God spelled backwards is dog

March 07, 2022, 10:14 PM

YooperSigs

Never stand up in a canoe!