March 07, 2022, 08:02 PM
petrQuirky advice
Such as don't eat yellow snow.
Don't straddle a barbed wire fence.
Whatcha got?
March 07, 2022, 08:02 PM
Johnny 3eaglesDon't piss into the wind.
BIDEN SUCKS.
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
March 07, 2022, 08:17 PM
GustoferNever play poker with a man named Doc.
Never eat at a place called Moms.
Never get involved with a woman who has more problems than you.
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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
March 07, 2022, 08:25 PM
MikeinNCYou don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
And don’t mess around with Slim.
"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein
“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020
“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker March 07, 2022, 08:26 PM
sigmonkeyNever slap a cactus.
Never monkey with another monkey's monkey.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! March 07, 2022, 08:34 PM
synthplayerquote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Never get involved with a woman who has more problems than you.
Doesn't this just break down to, "Never get involved with a woman?"
I found what you said riveting.
March 07, 2022, 08:39 PM
WindwolfDon't piss on an electric fence ! Don't squat with your spurs on.
March 07, 2022, 08:52 PM
parabellumDon't breather underwater
March 07, 2022, 08:58 PM
ss9961Never play leapfrog with a priest.
March 07, 2022, 08:59 PM
ugeestaI got this one from a bartender in the 80’s:
If you’re going to drink and drive, make sure you take a car.…
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
March 07, 2022, 09:00 PM
sigfreundThe best piece of advice ever offered in a movie:
“Run, Toto, run!”
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LoboGunLeatherI have stopped asking people just how stupid they can be.
Too many folks take that as a challenge.
Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
March 07, 2022, 09:04 PM
SclassDon't dip your pen in the company ink.
March 07, 2022, 09:26 PM
scratchyDon't whiz on an electric fence.
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March 07, 2022, 09:29 PM
CPD SIGDon't go cheap on
Toilet paper
Garbage bags
Condoms
Hell of a mess when one breaks
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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
March 07, 2022, 09:33 PM
NOCkidDon't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer.
March 07, 2022, 09:50 PM
M-11If you don’t use your head you’ll use your feet.
"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe
"Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas March 07, 2022, 10:01 PM
ensigmatic"Don't argue with drunks or crazy people." -- Advice from my dad
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher March 07, 2022, 10:09 PM
Fed161"Be Yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people.
If a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it.
March 07, 2022, 10:11 PM
doublesharpDon't worry about the mule - just load the wagon
Walk fast and carry a clipboard
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God spelled backwards is dog