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Originally posted by .38supersig:
^^^

My most recent was an island full of bad guys turned alien space ship turned time machine that I sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Was able to design a propulsion system using thermal expansion and the venturi effect. The 31 aliens were freeze dried in space.

One of them was liquefied when I pulled the core out of its chest cavity. Yeah, it was one of those dreams.

Damn, what are y'all taking before bed?

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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:

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Originally posted by jhe888:

I can practice law. (While there are many who think they can practice law, the ones without law licenses are wrong.)

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Mars, what did I do to you?

Have not ever had someone tell you how to do your job, and how easy it must be? I get that all the time.

Tell pilots what to do. At least I used to be able to.

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Originally posted by jhe888:
Mars, what did I do to you?

Have not ever had someone tell you how to do your job, and how easy it must be? I get that all the time.

You decided to be a condescending lawyery asshole to an opinion I had.

I have removed a wall of text to keep from the ire of the management.

Lawyerin' ain't some super power. In fact they are like cockroaches here in Atlanta.

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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:

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Originally posted by jhe888:
Mars, what did I do to you?

Have not ever had someone tell you how to do your job, and how easy it must be? I get that all the time.

You decided to be a condescending lawyery asshole to an opinion I had.

I have removed a wall of text to keep from the ire of the management.

Lawyerin' ain't some super power. In fact they are like cockroaches here in Atlanta.

I know what response you mean, and I am sorry. You have been a friend to me here, and I am sorry I offended you.


No one asked about super-powers. Here, I was just making the point that every other person I talk to thinks they have valid and correct opinions about legal matters when they do not. I expect that even ditch-diggers have expert knowledge about ditch digging that the rest of us don't even know we don't know. That is all that I am saying here.

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No one asked about super-powers.

Actually the OP did, but at any rate glad you boys worked out any misunderstanding.

I'm a baby whisperer. I don't know what it is but I can pick up any crying baby and they will stop crying and fussing immediately. I think perhaps because I have a very calm demeanor that maybe they sense it?

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Originally posted by kkina:

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No one asked about super-powers.

Actually the OP did, but at any rate glad you boys worked out any misunderstanding.

You're right, he did but I only looked at the thread title.

I can (and do) piss off most everybody these days!

^I'm not sure that qualifies as unique.

Not only can I do it, I can keep it a secret.

Accurately squirt water through my teeth at 20 ft.

^That's what I'm talking about!

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Originally posted by Warhorse:
I can (and do) piss off most everybody these days!

Who the HELL do you think you ARE making a statement like tha..... huh, he's right

Use my turn signals.

:^)

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Originally posted by spunk639:
I can speak stupid fluently, comes in handy in the legal fields.

I can speak English, bad English, and understand Jive and Hill Billy

can even do a passable Hill Billy,


I can kinda understand Stupid, but never mastered speaking it,

came close a few times

Stop an 80+mph slap shot & teach others how to do that, including special needs.

Yes, actually one special needs guy I worked with could stop a slapper in that velocity range.