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What Can You Do That Most People Can't?

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October 08, 2022, 05:39 PM
DougE
What Can You Do That Most People Can't?
quote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
^^^

My most recent was an island full of bad guys turned alien space ship turned time machine that I sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Was able to design a propulsion system using thermal expansion and the venturi effect. The 31 aliens were freeze dried in space.

One of them was liquefied when I pulled the core out of its chest cavity. Yeah, it was one of those dreams.


Damn, what are y'all taking before bed?



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October 10, 2022, 09:09 AM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:

I can practice law. (While there are many who think they can practice law, the ones without law licenses are wrong.)


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Mars, what did I do to you?

Have not ever had someone tell you how to do your job, and how easy it must be? I get that all the time.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
October 10, 2022, 10:02 AM
bubbaturbo
Tell pilots what to do. At least I used to be able to.
October 10, 2022, 10:26 AM
Mars_Attacks
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
Mars, what did I do to you?

Have not ever had someone tell you how to do your job, and how easy it must be? I get that all the time.


You decided to be a condescending lawyery asshole to an opinion I had.

I have removed a wall of text to keep from the ire of the management.

Lawyerin' ain't some super power. In fact they are like cockroaches here in Atlanta.


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October 10, 2022, 12:35 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
Mars, what did I do to you?

Have not ever had someone tell you how to do your job, and how easy it must be? I get that all the time.


You decided to be a condescending lawyery asshole to an opinion I had.

I have removed a wall of text to keep from the ire of the management.

Lawyerin' ain't some super power. In fact they are like cockroaches here in Atlanta.


I know what response you mean, and I am sorry. You have been a friend to me here, and I am sorry I offended you.


No one asked about super-powers. Here, I was just making the point that every other person I talk to thinks they have valid and correct opinions about legal matters when they do not. I expect that even ditch-diggers have expert knowledge about ditch digging that the rest of us don't even know we don't know. That is all that I am saying here.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
October 10, 2022, 12:58 PM
kkina
quote:
No one asked about super-powers.

Actually the OP did, but at any rate glad you boys worked out any misunderstanding.



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"Pen & Sword as one."
October 10, 2022, 02:12 PM
cobre sig
I'm a baby whisperer. I don't know what it is but I can pick up any crying baby and they will stop crying and fussing immediately. I think perhaps because I have a very calm demeanor that maybe they sense it?
October 10, 2022, 02:41 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
quote:
No one asked about super-powers.

Actually the OP did, but at any rate glad you boys worked out any misunderstanding.


You're right, he did but I only looked at the thread title.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
October 10, 2022, 02:49 PM
Warhorse
I can (and do) piss off most everybody these days!


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October 10, 2022, 03:04 PM
kkina
^I'm not sure that qualifies as unique. Big Grin



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"Pen & Sword as one."
October 10, 2022, 04:00 PM
cas
Not only can I do it, I can keep it a secret.
October 10, 2022, 04:31 PM
Ozarkwoods
Accurately squirt water through my teeth at 20 ft.


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
October 10, 2022, 04:39 PM
kkina
^That's what I'm talking about!



ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
October 10, 2022, 07:09 PM
Rightwire
quote:
Originally posted by Warhorse:
I can (and do) piss off most everybody these days!


Who the HELL do you think you ARE making a statement like tha..... huh, he's right Big Grin




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October 10, 2022, 09:18 PM
BillyBonesNY
Use my turn signals.

:^)


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October 10, 2022, 09:40 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by spunk639:
I can speak stupid fluently, comes in handy in the legal fields.


I can speak English, bad English, and understand Jive and Hill Billy

can even do a passable Hill Billy,


I can kinda understand Stupid, but never mastered speaking it,

came close a few times



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October 13, 2022, 11:10 PM
Rightwire
Stop an 80+mph slap shot & teach others how to do that, including special needs.

Yes, actually one special needs guy I worked with could stop a slapper in that velocity range.




Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.