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Festina Lente |
Change most lightbulbs without a ladder. 6’8”, 38” sleeve. NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught" | |||
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Type-rated to pilot an Embraer 135/145 and Boeing 737. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
It's been awhile, but I can compose the music for a song (verse, chorus, bridge), arrange the song, play and record/mix the all the parts (guitars, bass, drum machine, percussion) and the final result is a pop/rock song minus vocals. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Put at least four quarters up my nose. Maybe six now. Its been a while. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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| Not as lean, not as mean, Still a Marine  |
I can use chopsticks with both hands, simultaneously. I can read and write upside-down and mirrored (yeah dyslexia!) I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. | |||
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| Cogito Ergo Sum |
I can think, I can wait, I can fast. | |||
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I can jump on a pogo stick hands free -knee control only | |||
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I can do most math problems in my head. While other folks are punching numbers on their calculator. | |||
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I can read my mind. what do I win? | |||
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| Victim of Life's Circumstances  |
I can parallel park under pressure and I can back a trailer straight. ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | |||
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Participated in the wonderful sport of Paragliding. Took my first flight in 1990 using a modified skydiving canopy with just a simple harness. Some odd 28 years later we have these magnificent wings with very comfortable streamline harness all designed for flying high and going cross country. My last flight was in 2018 at the age of 57. Gawd I miss it !!!  Not me in this vid but it gives a sample. | |||
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Serenity now! |
I can (nearly) write a game for the Atari 2600. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| Saluki |
Parallel Park… a semi. ----------The weather is here I wish you were beautiful---------- | |||
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Happily Retired |
I fixed a cuckoo clock of ours that hasn't run in years. Pretty sure that I'm not the only one that could have done that though.  .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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SIG's 'n Surefires |
Piss off my wife. Get a free haircut after trying to say “Good morning, how are you?” in Pashtu. "Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Work a Rubik's Cube. Very quickly. I no longer own one, so I'm sure I'm very rusty and would have to piddle around to get to that point again. . | |||
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fly a helicopter. | |||
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Same. I don’t know how to explain it either. I think it’s from having to be an adult at a very young age. It’s either that or a damn 6th sense but I cannot explain it. The other ability I have is the ability to change. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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I can bench press 300+ pounds. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Throat sing. ______________________________________________ "If the truth shall kill them, let them die.” Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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