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Not sure this is true.   MEXICO—A migrant caravan full of leftists desiring to enter the socialist paradise of Venezuela departed the United States Thursday and began marching toward through Mexico, stating they will demand asylum so they might experience the far better life that socialism offers. The migrants claim they are leaving America because of its high standards of living, strong economy, and record employment numbers, and hope to find a better life in Venezuela's much more equitable system. "Everyone there has the same quantity of possessions and food," said one marcher. "Everyone makes millions of dollars, and very few people work. It's a real paradise." The refugees have complex motivations, but the vast majority simply want to see everything socialism has to offer after suffering the amazing benefits of capitalism for too long. Caravan organizers dispelled rumors that they were funded by Bernie Sanders, claiming the caravan was an organic grassroots movement. At its current pace, the caravan is expected to arrive just in time for Venezuela to run out of food entirely. Link | ||
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I love a good fictional story. I also love good non-fiction, so I'll keep hoping. Retired holster maker. Retired police chief. Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders | |||
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____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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I heard they turned back at the first town in Mexico that didn't have a Starbucks. === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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Sure it wasn’t because there were no 1st class seats available? ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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We need to start a GoFundMe page for this caravan!  God's mercy: NOT getting what we deserve! God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve! "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal Bob P239 40 S&W Endowment NRA Viet Nam '69-'70 | |||
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cue David Wooderson voice : 'it'd be a lot cooler if they did...' ----------------------------- Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. | |||
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Is this from the Onion? | |||
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Some of you guys worry me a bit. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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I would say that some worry me a lot, but I won't mention which ones.... flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Hope they would take lots of toilet paper with them. It's like gold there. | |||
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