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Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela

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December 02, 2018, 09:41 AM
Sportshooter
Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela
Not sure this is true. Roll Eyes Big Grin

MEXICO—A migrant caravan full of leftists desiring to enter the socialist paradise of Venezuela departed the United States Thursday and began marching toward through Mexico, stating they will demand asylum so they might experience the far better life that socialism offers.
The migrants claim they are leaving America because of its high standards of living, strong economy, and record employment numbers, and hope to find a better life in Venezuela's much more equitable system.
"Everyone there has the same quantity of possessions and food," said one marcher. "Everyone makes millions of dollars, and very few people work. It's a real paradise." The refugees have complex motivations, but the vast majority simply want to see everything socialism has to offer after suffering the amazing benefits of capitalism for too long.
Caravan organizers dispelled rumors that they were funded by Bernie Sanders, claiming the caravan was an organic grassroots movement.
At its current pace, the caravan is expected to arrive just in time for Venezuela to run out of food entirely.

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December 02, 2018, 09:44 AM
LoboGunLeather
I love a good fictional story. I also love good non-fiction, so I'll keep hoping.


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December 02, 2018, 09:44 AM
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December 02, 2018, 10:02 AM
whanson_wi
I heard they turned back at the first town in Mexico that didn't have a Starbucks.


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December 02, 2018, 12:53 PM
jbcummings
quote:
Originally posted by whanson_wi:
I heard they turned back at the first town in Mexico that didn't have a Starbucks.


Sure it wasn’t because there were no 1st class seats available?


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December 02, 2018, 02:44 PM
chellim1
Big Grin


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December 02, 2018, 02:59 PM
Yellow Jacket
We need to start a GoFundMe page for this caravan! Smile


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December 02, 2018, 03:37 PM
Sig209
cue David Wooderson voice :

'it'd be a lot cooler if they did...'

Big Grin

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December 02, 2018, 03:40 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Is this from the Onion?
December 02, 2018, 05:22 PM
ensigmatic
Some of you guys worry me a bit.


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December 02, 2018, 11:52 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
Some of you guys worry me a bit.
I would say that some worry me a lot, but I won't mention which ones....

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December 03, 2018, 02:50 PM
satch
Hope they would take lots of toilet paper with them. It's like gold there.