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I is stuck   ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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Fixed it for you. _________________________________________________________ Entropy ain't what it used to be... | |||
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Spectre, I hope you pay him a fair wage with benefits or those ASPCA union peeps will be knocking on your door! Veritas vos liberabit | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
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Our cat loves joining me, or especially my wife in this situation. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Oh yeah, ours curls up in my pants.  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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Loves His Wife |
 I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears. | |||
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Came home from work today to find out we are now cat owners!!! Wife went and got a kitten from a friend, pretty cute actually! I showed her this thread and she couldn't believe how many pages were in the thread,especially on a gun forum! ---------------------------------------- NRA Lifetime Member | |||
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| Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor  |
Very cute kitty. You should give it a name that starts with "M". It has a PERFECT "M" on its forehead! ________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun. | |||
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Holy cow, cute overload! Congrats on the kitteh, might be some Maine Coon lurking in there. | |||
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Good observation! Now you have the wife thinking... ---------------------------------------- NRA Lifetime Member | |||
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That There is Speed Racer  | |||
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Every morning. Head-butts to my legs. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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I concur! LOL. Especially after some catnip. ______________________________________________ Aeronautics confers beauty and grandeur, combining art and science for those who devote themselves to it. . . . The aeronaut, free in space, sailing in the infinite, loses himself in the immense undulations of nature. He climbs, he rises, he soars, he reigns, he hurtles the proud vault of the azure sky. — Georges Besançon | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Tom felt that it was time to wake up; this sort of life might be romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but it was getting to have too little sentiment and too much distracting variety about it. So he thought over various plans for relief, and finally hit upon that of professing to be fond of Pain-killer. He asked for it so often that he became a nuisance, and his aunt ended by telling him to help himself and quit bothering her. If it had been Sid, she would have had no misgivings to alloy her delight; but since it was Tom, she watched the bottle clandestinely. She found that the medicine did really diminish, but it did not occur to her that the boy was mending the health of a crack in the sitting-room floor with it. One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow cat came along, purring, eyeing the teaspoon avariciously, and begging for a taste. Tom said: "Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter." But Peter signified that he did want it. "You better make sure." Peter was sure. "Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you, because there ain't anything mean about me; but if you find you don't like it, you mustn't blame anybody but your own self." Peter was agreeable. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down the Pain-killer. Peter sprang a couple of yards in the air, and then delivered a war-whoop and set off round and round the room, banging against furniture, upsetting flower-pots, and making general havoc. Next he rose on his hind feet and pranced around, in a frenzy of enjoyment, with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his unappeasable happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt Polly entered in time to see him throw a few double summersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah, and sail through the open window, carrying the rest of the flower-pots with him. The old lady stood petrified with astonishment, peering over her glasses; Tom lay on the floor expiring with laughter. "Tom, what on earth ails that cat?" "I don't know, aunt," gasped the boy. "Why, I never see anything like it. What did make him act so?" "Deed I don't know, Aunt Polly; cats always act so when they're having a good time." From The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain. I recall first reading that passage when I was about eight and laughing so hard I could not catch my breath. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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You better watch what you post about cats. Those cats know where you sleep, you know. dc   The first is long gone, an old photo. He's still in the refrigerator, tho'. He was with me for more than 20 years, and he was full grown when I got him. I need to get a shovel and bury him, somewhere nice. The gray one is one of two new ones. dc | |||
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Is it a boy or a girl? Either way it's absolutely adorable!!!! God, family, country Patriot Guard Riders P-226 Blackwater P-229-Black .40 P-225 NRA Life Member Ohio Gun Collectors Association | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
Hahaha that is amazing ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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