Enough with the cat pictures

matthew03

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Originally posted by apprentice:
Very late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:

A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.

He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.

There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.

A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.

Stay furry my friends.

Excellent story. You win the cat thread for Bubba.

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egregore

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quote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Very late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:

A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.

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He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.

There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.

A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.

Stay furry my friends.

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Former feral? He's certainly made himself at home.

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Expert308

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Originally posted by egregore:

I tried to come up with a caption, but decided it speaks for itself.

Either: "Get. Me. OUTOFHERE!" or "What!? You got somethin' to say about it?"

Dog: "I will call him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..."

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apprentice

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Former feral? He's certainly made himself at home.

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Nah, he's a purebred Havana Brown that was my parents but since they've moved to assisted living a couple of years ago I took him in.

The real back story is from living in a small town semi-rural area and being allowed outside.
It seems he's been a few places he shouldn't have, and he lost most of his teeth due to side effects of inoculations.

But that's kinda boring and we can't have that.

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"Dammit, human! I'm trying to lower your energy bill!"

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"Ok, what do you want?"

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It's a bit snug for a cover garment.

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_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

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"Ok, what do you want?"

I would name that kitty "Snickers"!

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light switch police cat is awesome

Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.

Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first

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SIGforum's triple minority

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There's always money
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Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- "No, YOU move."

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Dangle that feather at me ! go ahead, dangle it at me one more time , WELL! what are you waiting for ?

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Of course not, he's sitting on a Marine.

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