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Enough with the cat pictures
May 16, 2014, 02:13 PM
Jim ShugartEnough with the cat pictures
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
May 16, 2014, 03:51 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
199! 199! 199! 199!
(Couldn't help thinking about the "hole-in-the-fence" joke)
200! 200! 200! 200!
And more than 710,000 views!!
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May 17, 2014, 02:19 PM
BisleyblackhawkThis thread gives me my daily happiness recharge...
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
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May 17, 2014, 08:52 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" May 17, 2014, 08:52 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" May 17, 2014, 08:52 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" May 17, 2014, 10:35 PM
apprenticeVery late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:
A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.
He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.
There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.
A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.
Stay furry my friends.
May 17, 2014, 11:25 PM
ryan81986quote:
The first is long gone, an old photo. He's still in the refrigerator, tho'. He was with me for more than 20 years, and he was full grown when I got him. I need to get a shovel and bury him, somewhere nice.
Wait, what?
May 18, 2014, 04:59 AM
matthew03quote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Very late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:
A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.
He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.
There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.
A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.
Stay furry my friends.
Excellent story. You win the cat thread for Bubba.
May 18, 2014, 05:08 AM
egregorequote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Very late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:
A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.
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He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.
There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.
A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.
Stay furry my friends.
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Former feral? He's certainly made himself at home.
May 18, 2014, 08:27 AM
bean357
May 18, 2014, 10:33 AM
Expert308quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
I tried to come up with a caption, but decided it speaks for itself.
Either: "Get. Me. OUTOFHERE!" or "What!? You got somethin' to say about it?"
Dog: "I will call him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..."
May 18, 2014, 11:03 AM
apprenticequote:
Originally posted by egregore:
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Former feral? He's certainly made himself at home.
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Nah, he's a purebred Havana Brown that was my parents but since they've moved to assisted living a couple of years ago I took him in.
The real back story is from living in a small town semi-rural area and being allowed outside.
It seems he's been a few places he shouldn't have, and he lost most of his teeth due to side effects of inoculations.
But that's kinda boring and we can't have that.
May 18, 2014, 04:47 PM
cjwagner"Dammit, human! I'm trying to lower your energy bill!"
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May 18, 2014, 10:52 PM
gnozzardWatch Out!
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May 19, 2014, 08:15 AM
cjwagner"Ok, what do you want?"
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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
May 19, 2014, 09:00 AM
OneWheelDriveIt's a bit snug for a cover garment.
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May 19, 2014, 09:51 AM
Jim Shugart
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
