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Enough with the cat pictures
May 17, 2014, 11:25 PM
ryan81986Enough with the cat pictures
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The first is long gone, an old photo. He's still in the refrigerator, tho'. He was with me for more than 20 years, and he was full grown when I got him. I need to get a shovel and bury him, somewhere nice.
Wait, what?
May 18, 2014, 04:59 AM
matthew03quote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Very late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:
A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.
He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.
There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.
A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.
Stay furry my friends.
Excellent story. You win the cat thread for Bubba.
May 18, 2014, 05:08 AM
egregorequote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Very late to the party, but may I present Bubba - the most interesting cat in the world:
A statue was made in his honor...six years BEFORE he was born.
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He has only one fang. When asked about this he said to think of the man with only one gun.
There is a notch in his left ear. You should see the other three guys...and their moms.
A BB is lodged under the skin on his belly. He's just that magnetic.
Stay furry my friends.
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Former feral? He's certainly made himself at home.

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May 18, 2014, 10:33 AM
Expert308quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
I tried to come up with a caption, but decided it speaks for itself.
Either: "Get. Me. OUTOFHERE!" or "What!? You got somethin' to say about it?"
Dog: "I will call him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..."
May 18, 2014, 11:03 AM
apprenticequote:
Originally posted by egregore:
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Former feral? He's certainly made himself at home.

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Nah, he's a purebred Havana Brown that was my parents but since they've moved to assisted living a couple of years ago I took him in.
The real back story is from living in a small town semi-rural area and being allowed outside.
It seems he's been a few places he shouldn't have, and he lost most of his teeth due to side effects of inoculations.
But that's kinda boring and we can't have that.
May 18, 2014, 04:47 PM
cjwagner"Dammit, human! I'm trying to lower your energy bill!"
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May 18, 2014, 10:52 PM
gnozzardWatch Out!
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May 19, 2014, 08:15 AM
cjwagner"Ok, what do you want?"
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May 19, 2014, 09:00 AM
OneWheelDriveIt's a bit snug for a cover garment.
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May 19, 2014, 09:51 AM
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May 19, 2014, 09:55 AM
Swain0351
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sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by cjwagner:
"Ok, what do you want?"
I would name that kitty "Snickers"!

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bendablelight switch police cat is awesome
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May 20, 2014, 07:57 PM
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May 21, 2014, 08:53 AM
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May 21, 2014, 12:09 PM
bendableDangle that feather at me ! go ahead, dangle it at me one more time , WELL! what are you waiting for ?
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
May 21, 2014, 12:56 PM
SgtGoldquote:
Originally posted by Swain0351:
Of course not, he's sitting on a Marine.

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