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| Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor  |
Since I'm a bleeder I found the super heavy duty, long cuff rubber gloves for handling chemicals works best with kittehs that have claws & teeth.  ________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun. | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Help!!! I've been kidnapped!!! My human slave revolted by throwing me in a cage; driving me 45 minutes in his Silverado Torture Edition; loaded me like luggage into some house-like vehicular torture device; drove down every windy, rough road in Alaska at break neck speed; and now he's trying to trick me out of my safety zone.  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster  |
 "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand!  |
Cat trap  ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
That's cold. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Asshole I'd prefer that we didn't post stuff of people acting like assholes to their trusting pets. Jerk. Someone should slam his empty head in that freezer.This message has been edited. Last edited by: parabellum, ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
I wish mine was this good...  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
Not as funny if kitteh gets his leg wedged in the hinge and it snaps. ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Somebody should slap the ever-lovin' shit out of that jerk. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
My son's dog, which is the friendliest, goofiest dog you can imagine, barks at black people only. The only reason can be that they are unfamiliar; my son has had him since he was weaned, and he has never been around many black people.This message has been edited. Last edited by: jhe888, The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster |
Pretty much. "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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| sick puppy |
Captioned "The internet has sprung a leak"  ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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Member |
 First guy through gives a half beat pause to check the environment, situational awareness!Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
Wasn't trying to be inflammatory. I'm sure he opened it right up and let him out. ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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Prince of Cats |
That is a favorite game of both of my rascals. Scares me every damn time too. | |||
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A Grateful American |
^^^ It's known as "Schrödinger's Flinch". "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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