Originally posted by Swain0351: We are not amused.
If Ron Swanson were a cat.
Thank you President Trump.
July 03, 2014, 08:32 PM
Patrick-SP2022
My buddy Chauncey. It's been almost a year and a half since we started him on chemotherapy. He is still doing well.
July 03, 2014, 08:46 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Chauncey it a fine looking, dignified cat! Glad to hear he's still going strong.
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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July 06, 2014, 11:28 AM
C-Dubs
My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that
Was down at my parents' home for their golden anniversary party, and snapped a pic of Abby, their tortie calico they rescued last year.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
July 06, 2014, 11:55 AM
BBMW
A twenty claw trap waiting to spring?
quote:
Originally posted by C-Dubs: My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that
July 06, 2014, 02:43 PM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
July 06, 2014, 03:17 PM
Rotndad
quote:
Originally posted by C-Dubs: My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that
Evil human + Long cuff welding gloves + Belly rubbins = confused kitteh.
Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid
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July 06, 2014, 11:54 PM
kornesque
I used to do that as a kid, put on winter mitts and go to town on the kittehs belly. He would go apeshit on it for a minute with his teeth and back paws, then would go limp and start looking around for an escape like nothing was happening.
He tore my gloves up shortly afterwards...on my bed. Thinsulate everywhere. "I know where you sleep human..."
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July 07, 2014, 09:17 AM
Z06
Since I'm a bleeder I found the super heavy duty, long cuff rubber gloves for handling chemicals works best with kittehs that have claws & teeth.
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July 07, 2014, 02:10 PM
Johnny 3eagles
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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July 07, 2014, 02:10 PM
Johnny 3eagles
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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July 08, 2014, 08:22 AM
Johnny 3eagles
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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July 08, 2014, 11:19 PM
tatortodd
Help!!! I've been kidnapped!!!
My human slave revolted by throwing me in a cage; driving me 45 minutes in his Silverado Torture Edition; loaded me like luggage into some house-like vehicular torture device; drove down every windy, rough road in Alaska at break neck speed; and now he's trying to trick me out of my safety zone.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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July 09, 2014, 10:08 AM
Swain0351
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
July 09, 2014, 11:48 AM
slabsides45
quote:
Originally posted by cjwagner: Cat trap
Not as funny if kitteh gets his leg wedged in the hinge and it snaps.
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