Since I'm a bleeder I found the super heavy duty, long cuff rubber gloves for handling chemicals works best with kittehs that have claws & teeth.
________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
July 07, 2014, 02:10 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
July 07, 2014, 02:10 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
July 08, 2014, 08:22 AM
Johnny 3eagles
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
July 08, 2014, 11:19 PM
tatortodd
Help!!! I've been kidnapped!!!
My human slave revolted by throwing me in a cage; driving me 45 minutes in his Silverado Torture Edition; loaded me like luggage into some house-like vehicular torture device; drove down every windy, rough road in Alaska at break neck speed; and now he's trying to trick me out of my safety zone.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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July 09, 2014, 10:08 AM
Swain0351
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
July 09, 2014, 11:48 AM
slabsides45
quote:
Originally posted by cjwagner: Cat trap
Not as funny if kitteh gets his leg wedged in the hinge and it snaps.
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers
July 09, 2014, 11:52 AM
parabellum
Somebody should slap the ever-lovin' shit out of that jerk.
July 09, 2014, 01:47 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
My son's dog, which is the friendliest, goofiest dog you can imagine, barks at black people only. The only reason can be that they are unfamiliar; my son has had him since he was weaned, and he has never been around many black people.This message has been edited. Last edited by: jhe888,
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
July 09, 2014, 02:27 PM
Swain0351
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Kook:
quote:
Originally posted by Swain0351: We are not amused.
If Ron Swanson were a cat.
Pretty much.
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
July 10, 2014, 03:36 AM
PorterN
Captioned "The internet has sprung a leak"
____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn
July 10, 2014, 08:24 AM
Ripley
quote:
Originally posted by PorterN: Captioned "The internet has sprung a leak"
First guy through gives a half beat pause to check the environment, situational awareness!
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
July 10, 2014, 08:40 AM
cjwagner
Wasn't trying to be inflammatory. I'm sure he opened it right up and let him out.
First guy through gives a half beat pause to check the environment, situational awareness!