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 Why did this one make me think of a former colleague? Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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YEP! P.J. and I used to play the "rub-the-belly-bite-the-daddy" until he got too rough. Then we played "Shot-put-Kitty". Amazingly, he liked shot-put-kitty. I would hold him under his chest with my left hand and under his butt in my right hand and gently shot-put him onto or off of the bed. He would recover and run back for me to do it again.  Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid NRA Life Member NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor | |||
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I used to stick my finger in my cats' mouths whenever they yawned and waited for them to "bite" on it. The look of shock on their faces cracked me up everytime. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Somehow a quote from Dante's Inferno springs to mind.  | |||
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"Who summons me?!"  ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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Beer Cat... _________________________________________________________ Entropy ain't what it used to be... | |||
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 ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
 Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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| Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
I have friends come over who are allergic to cats. If they act afraid they're the most interesting human in the room and the cat will not leave them alone. However, if they chase after the cat like a 2 year old while declaring their intention to kiss her then the human becomes the scariest thing in the house and left alone. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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On the off chance that your cat does not have everything; https://www.etsy.com/listing/1...ana-jones-cat-bridge Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Dear lord! $150!? For string and pine slats? ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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yeah , if you click through the site, you could blow a grand, easy Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Go buy $20 worth of slats and string, and video the outcome. Nothing like another video of a cat sitting there slowly blinking his/her half opened eyes with complete disdain for your pathetic effort.  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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 Stand and be true. May God stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk. Be careful with your words and deeds. When all is said and done, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten. | |||
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