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Enough with the cat pictures
October 08, 2014, 05:27 PM
Sig2340Enough with the cat pictures
quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra:
The 27 naughtiest cats in the world:
Why did this one make me think of a former colleague?
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 08, 2014, 10:10 PM
Rotndadquote:
Originally posted by Phantom229:
Try petting a cat stomach when they are in that position, they will spring on you like that bear trap and do almost as much damage.
YEP! P.J. and I used to play the "rub-the-belly-bite-the-daddy" until he got too rough. Then we played "Shot-put-Kitty". Amazingly, he liked shot-put-kitty. I would hold him under his chest with my left hand and under his butt in my right hand and gently shot-put him onto or off of the bed. He would recover and run back for me to do it again.
Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence.
-Ovid
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor October 09, 2014, 12:25 AM
OrgussI used to stick my finger in my cats' mouths whenever they yawned and waited for them to "bite" on it. The look of shock on their faces cracked me up everytime.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" October 09, 2014, 08:03 AM
senza nomequote:
Originally posted by Rotndad:
Somehow a quote from Dante's Inferno springs to mind.
October 09, 2014, 08:10 AM
cjwagner"Who summons me?!"
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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
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Entropy ain't what it used to be...
October 11, 2014, 07:30 PM
jbcummings
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
October 12, 2014, 07:57 AM
Sig2340
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 15, 2014, 03:08 PM
Stirek
October 15, 2014, 04:02 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
October 15, 2014, 04:21 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
October 16, 2014, 08:20 AM
Stirek
October 16, 2014, 08:22 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
October 18, 2014, 02:32 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I have friends come over who are allergic to cats. If they act afraid they're the most interesting human in the room and the cat will not leave them alone. However, if they chase after the cat like a 2 year old while declaring their intention to kiss her then the human becomes the scariest thing in the house and left alone.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. October 18, 2014, 02:50 PM
bendableOn the off chance that your cat does not have everything;
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1...ana-jones-cat-bridge
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
October 18, 2014, 04:19 PM
jbcummingsDear lord! $150!? For string and pine slats?
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
October 18, 2014, 05:29 PM
bendableyeah , if you click through the site, you could blow a grand, easy
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
October 18, 2014, 06:06 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
Dear lord! $150!? For string and pine slats?
Go buy $20 worth of slats and string, and video the outcome.
Nothing like another video of a cat sitting there slowly blinking his/her half opened eyes with complete disdain for your pathetic effort.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד October 19, 2014, 11:07 AM
maturins_rose
Stand and be true.
May God stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk.
Be careful with your words and deeds. When all is said and done, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten.
October 19, 2014, 12:10 PM
BoB the Palindrome.....and for those who missed it elsewhere...PINKY!!
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