Enough with the cat pictures

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Somehow, I don't think this is what Milliron had in mind when he started this thread.

Perhaps not, but I am truly unsurprised.

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V-Tail

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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Sometimes I think that my sole function on this board is to provide that fucking monkey with straight lines. . .

Isn't that the purpose of the whole Forum?

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quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Sometimes I think that my sole function on this board is to provide that fucking monkey with straight lines. . .

Isn't that the purpose of the whole Forum?

Don't Shugart that joke, my friend.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by batpot:
11 pages, and page 2 had the best exchange in the whole thread:

quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:

Sometimes I think that my sole function on this board is to provide that fucking monkey with straight lines. . .

Well, someone has to do it.

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A Grateful American
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Well, yeah.

Teamwork.

You provide the lines.

I'll provide the snort.

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Here it is ...... threadstopper

I quit school in elementary because of recess.......too many games
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Tuckerrnr1

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quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: Don't Shugart that joke, my friend.

"Pass it over to me"

Wow that takes me wayyyy back.

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A Grateful American
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quote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: Don't Shugart that joke, my friend.

"Pass it over to me"

Wow that takes me wayyyy back.

Wondered if anyone would catch it.

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_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

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Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!

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Werks fer me...

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jhe888

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quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:

That is my kind of monkey.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

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IrishWind

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Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!

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jhe888

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quote:
Originally posted by tlbailey1:

Nope, he's getting ready to go do a line off a hooker's ass though!

Yup, and if that monkey is a hooker, I don't care, some of the finest people I know are hookers!

Good one, kz1000.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

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rburg

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Yup, and if that monkey is a hooker, I don't care, some of the finest people I know are hookers!

I feel bad. I don't even know any hookers.

Unhappy ammo seeker

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