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| | | Posts: 29420 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012 |
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| ^^^ "I could do a spinning flip, slice, dice and end both of you before you're hats touch the ground."
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| If you look, the girl standing on our right has the leash hooked to her belt. If the kitty saw a mouse (or antelope, or whatever) and lunged, the girl would follow on her face. I doubt that she could even keep from flying if she saw it coming. But I'd like to watch, just one time.
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| | | Posts: 18394 | Location: Kentucky, USA | Registered: February 25, 2001 |
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| quote: Originally posted by rburg:
If you look, the girl standing on our right has the leash hooked to her belt. If the kitty saw a mouse (or antelope, or whatever) and lunged, the girl would follow on her face. I doubt that she could even keep from flying if she saw it coming. But I'd like to watch, just one time.
Methinks the purple collars aren't tight enough. Could be trouble once the girl face plants. |
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| quote: Originally posted by k5blazer:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rburg:
If you look, the girl standing on our right has the leash hooked to her belt. If the kitty saw a mouse (or antelope, or whatever) and lunged, the girl would follow on her face. I doubt that she could even keep from flying if she saw it coming. But I'd like to watch, just one time.
I know, how about we tie this bony little white girl to a 140lb. professional killer. What could possibly go wrong. 
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| You could even be nice and tame and describe it as a 140# top fuel dragster. What, zero to 60 in the first lunge, maybe 2 seconds.
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| quote: Originally posted by rburg:
You could even be nice and tame and describe it as a 140# top fuel dragster. What, zero to 60 in the first lunge, maybe 2 seconds.
Probably less than that, but regardless that twig is going to get snapped in two.
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