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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
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Making a cake...making a cake...making a cake... -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
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Grandiosity is a sign of mental illness |
It's silly. I've never known a black cat that wasn't as friendly as a puppy, but maybe it's just me. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
The supermajority of the time I agree, but my aunt and uncle had an indoor black cat that wasn't friendly. Only cat I've ever met in my life that didn't like me, and it barely liked my aunt and uncle. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
This is considered a win-win in the TatorTodd household, I get a new toy from PSA and the cats happily play with the box and packing slip. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
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Transplanted Hillbilly |
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
She was the runt of the litter (they're sisters from the same litter), and was silver/gray with black stripes as a kitten. She just kept getting blacker and blacker as she got older. She's still little, but makes up for it with her determination. She is over 13 years old, but is as active as a 3 or 4 year old cat. She is very independent about 95% of the day, but when she decides she wants attention she jumps/climbs/pushes her way into the center of attention mere inches from my face. Other than salty chips she has no interest in eating peoople food, but decided that the food I eat in the recliner smells good so she jumps in the chair, marches up my chest, smells my breath, and if she likes it she smiles (mustard, mint, or dill get the biggest smiles). All in all she is a cool cat with a unique personality. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Little ray of sunshine |
Hey, those are my cats! The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Buy high and sell "low" |
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There's always money in the banana stand! |
------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
I laughed so hard when the screen blanked and teh kitteh's head jerked back. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
I'd wager that is how 99.99999999999% of the membership reacts when we can't get on SIGforum.
If not remedied in less than 2.3xE-3,845 femptoseconds, the Firefox users among us, myself included, become: The Internet Explorer users become: Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Prince of Cats |
Oh, she needs a little playmate. | |||
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A Grateful American |
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Meet Banshee (she earned that name the first night home!) Picked her up Sunday due to the heavy rains on Saturday | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
Honorable Mention LoudMouth left me yesterday due to terminal cancer. I wanted to give her a spot on the Internet for remembrance, I found her at a dumpster in 1999. She had surgery for the cancer back in November , and it reappeared 2 weeks ago, spreading and taking its toll. So, here's to you Loudmouth for all those years of being a devil in your younger days , and mellowing out and becoming a great companion and lap cat. You will be greatly missed those evenings I am reading and wondering why you arent in my lap sleeping happily. Two other felines here, Inky, my tomcat, who hates being inside and Fluffy , the old gray tabby, who is a loner. I realize this is not the normal humorous posting in the cat thread, but want to thank the forum for bearing with me for this. I think its great seeing what has been posted here for 172 pages. Oh, LoudMouth was the thief here, she had paws like hands, often stealing rings...fun time when she dropped wife's diamond ring down the heat duct. 美しい犬 | |||
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This one time, at band camp |
A toast... To Loudmouth. R.I.P sweet kitty. ------------------------------------------------ Strange women lyin' in ponds is no basis for a system of government. | |||
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