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| Rocks are hard, water's wet  |
 Stand and be true. May God stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk. Be careful with your words and deeds. When all is said and done, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten. | |||
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A Grateful American |
...AND STAY OUTTA MY EARZ!!! "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
 ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster  |
 "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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| Rocks are hard, water's wet |
 Stand and be true. May God stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk. Be careful with your words and deeds. When all is said and done, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten. | |||
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| sick puppy |
 ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand!  |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
If you search Youtube, you can find this whole video. The bird attacked the cat for about a minute or two before the cat made the fateful counter-move. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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No worries! |
It's amazing the distance the cat gets. It's almost like he uses his tail to keep propelling him through the air til he gets his prey.  | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
Cats are jumping fools. I have one that, before he got fat, would jump from the floor to bat the ceiling fan pull. I measured it - it was a vertical leap of 5'4". It looks like that cat jumps about 5 to 6 horizontal feet and maybe 2 to 3 feet up to catch the mockingbird. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
My sister has a cat who will jump from the floor to the top of an open door and lay up there- about 6'8". SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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| A Grateful American |
Cat: "Mock me, will ya, punk!" "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Rocks are hard, water's wet |
 Stand and be true. May God stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk. Be careful with your words and deeds. When all is said and done, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten. | |||
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| Non-Miscreant |
There are times mockingbirds over do the act. Did me good to see the one in the video get nailed. We've got a family living outside the house. Today one made a move that may prove fatal to it. It ran my hummingbird off the feeder. I'm now plotting its death. Hummers are invited guests. The cousins of the mockingbird out front has a nest in my cherry tree. Its starting to get mad at me when I go out to the garage. I now have a badmitten racket to carry. One dive bombing incident and I'll do my best. I've found any net type object (tennis) is great for straining them. We had some incidents in the old house where they somehow got in the basement. Bats too. It feels so good to connect with a solid swing. Too bad I've not managed to scan my old collection of comics into my computer. One I liked had two teen age boys walking in the house. The motherly figure asks if they've given up so soon. The one boy answers "the parakeet died." Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Now and Zen |
"Peck at me now, wiseguy". It makes me think of the two people who were killed by the tiger at the San Diego zoo, a zoo spokesman was quoted as saying something along the lines of "We never had a tiger be able to go higher than what we had built the wall to." Yeah, well, you just hadn't had a sufficiently motivated tiger before, until those two stoners sat on the wall, throwing rocks at the tiger. ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster |
 "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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King Nothing |
That's real life Garfield right there. ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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