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| quote: Originally posted by suthrncop66:
If I work with my hands is that am I doing a hand job?
A little five on one? You’re an animal! 
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| Pass the hand fruit. Don't use the same hand you used for the hand job. |
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Get Off My Lawn
| quote: “hand fruit” is a neo-yuppie/millennial term for fruit.
Here's a hand- 
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
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| quote: Originally posted by SBrooks:
Why not just ask "Do you want an apple?" or "Do you want a piece of watermelon?" Etc. why replace "apple" with two words ?
(I would have used banana as an example but can't remember if it has an extra N or not :-)
because that may be offensive to the other fruit, I mean if you handed someone a green apple vs a red apple, that could be offensive, or just plain racist, 
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| Does it mean fruit that can readily be eaten in the hand, like an apple, but not an orange?
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus |
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| I can only hope this trend dies out as fast as it arose.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. |
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Slayer of Agapanthus
| quote: Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Meat missile.
The turn of phrase coined by Robin Williams is 'heat seeking moisture missile'... but that is eggstremely OT. 'Hand fruit' really is kind of creepy IMO. "Say there Zonk, would you like a second helping of man corn?" "No Brog, I am feelin' kinda full. Just gimme a serving of hand fruit for dessert".
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
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Savor the limelight
| quote: Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Hand Fruit?
Aw great. Now that I know that, I'm dummer.
But at least you're not a drummer. |
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| This thread makes me want a glass bourbon. |
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Peace through
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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probably a good thing
I don't have a cut
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| | | Posts: 3542 | Location: Tampa, FL | Registered: February 09, 2002 |
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
| Those soccer mom's need some of Deez Nuts.
(Calling it Hand Fruit is one on the dumbest trends I've heard of in a while. Bravo.) |
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