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Hand Fruit

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September 25, 2018, 07:18 PM
12GA
Hand Fruit
quote:
Originally posted by suthrncop66:
If I work with my hands is that am I doing a hand job?

A little five on one? You’re an animal! Big Grin


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September 25, 2018, 07:35 PM
bdylan
Pass the hand fruit. Don't use the same hand you used for the hand job.
September 26, 2018, 11:44 AM
oddball
quote:
“hand fruit” is a neo-yuppie/millennial term for fruit.


Here's a hand-





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September 26, 2018, 01:26 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by SBrooks:
Why not just ask "Do you want an apple?" or "Do you want a piece of watermelon?" Etc. why replace "apple" with two words ?

(I would have used banana as an example but can't remember if it has an extra N or not :-)


because that may be offensive to the other fruit,

I mean if you handed someone a green apple vs a red apple, that could be offensive, or just plain racist, Roll Eyes



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September 26, 2018, 01:43 PM
sigcrazy7
Does it mean fruit that can readily be eaten in the hand, like an apple, but not an orange?



Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
September 26, 2018, 01:58 PM
jhe888
I can only hope this trend dies out as fast as it arose.




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September 26, 2018, 04:41 PM
recoatlift
Hand fruit!? I'll give ya hand fruit!

[FLASH_VIDEO] [/FLASH_VIDEO]
September 27, 2018, 05:42 PM
Haveme1or2
Might be because it all comes from the grocery store ya know.
Cans just appears there or it comes in so many forms one must make it clear "I want to eat it with my hands = hand fruit vrs canned.
September 27, 2018, 09:32 PM
mr kablammo
quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Meat missile.


The turn of phrase coined by Robin Williams is 'heat seeking moisture missile'... but that is eggstremely OT. 'Hand fruit' really is kind of creepy IMO.

"Say there Zonk, would you like a second helping of man corn?"

"No Brog, I am feelin' kinda full. Just gimme a serving of hand fruit for dessert".


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
October 02, 2018, 04:29 PM
trapper189
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Hand Fruit?

Aw great. Now that I know that, I'm dummer.


But at least you're not a drummer.
October 02, 2018, 04:39 PM
mrapteam666
I love coming to Sigforum because I can learn a little bit of everything on a variety of topics/terms.

This is one topic/term I wish I would have missed.

Plus, I am now going to spend countless hours trying to unlearn this.
October 02, 2018, 05:15 PM
asonie
This thread makes me want a glass bourbon.
October 02, 2018, 05:38 PM
parabellum
Hand nuts
October 02, 2018, 06:19 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Hand bacon...also known as "hand meat candy"...best if balanced in both hands so you can walk in a straight line and not stagger...




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October 02, 2018, 06:24 PM
Oz_Shadow
*scratch balls*
October 02, 2018, 10:23 PM
46and2
What in the world?
October 03, 2018, 06:55 PM
Paten
I thought this thread would be about Buddha's Hand Fruit.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hand...iax=images&ia=images
October 03, 2018, 08:19 PM
ArtieS
It's the preferred snack of crotch fruit.



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October 05, 2018, 10:04 AM
46and2
Those soccer mom's need some of Deez Nuts.

(Calling it Hand Fruit is one on the dumbest trends I've heard of in a while. Bravo.)