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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
So the setup of my house to understand the situation. The back of my property backs up to a greenbelt that’s bout 50 yards deep and then there’s the sidewalk and road beyond that. My backyard is fenced up to the greenbelt. It’s typical Alaskan, mixture of spruce and hardwoods, very thick and pretty much impassable. There’s a utility easement between mine and my neighbors house where the trees were cut down when the neighborhood was built. So working out in my front yard this morning digging out the juniper bushes I planted 5 years ago when I moved in that died off over the winter. Replacing them with some larger evergreens. My dog’s inside supervising everything from my second story bedroom window when I hear him sound the alarm. Look behind me and here’s a blonde trophy wife in yoga pants standing in the middle of my front yard behind me waiting for her band of crotch goblins to push their bikes up the easement, around my fence and across my front yard. “Can I help you?” “My kids just got tired riding their bikes so we decided to cut through.” “Really? And bushwhacking them up the hill and through my yard is easier than riding another block to the entrance of the neighborhood?” “Well it would’ve been if you hadn’t have planted all these bushes and trees.” “Did you ever think that’s why I planted all these bushes and trees?” I can hardly wait for my neighbor to tell me about all the bitching and moaning that will take place on the Next Door app. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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“Entitlement”. It’s our great nation’s disease currently. I’m got damn tired of it too. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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"Ma'am, I'm legally required to tell you that I'm not allowed within 100 yards of minors. Please keep them out of my yard." BIG SMILE. BIG SMILE. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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I see you are a problem solver.  ****************************************************************************** Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . . | |||
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Entitlement knows no boundaries. | |||
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"I planted trees and bushes because I was tired of replacing the land mines"! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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I notice them mostly on the road. They drive their car like they stole it. No regard for others. | |||
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I took down the contaminated soil sign as well. There used to be mining back there and they did not clean it up very well. EPA is following up. | |||
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Only the strong survive |
I didn't know you lived in my neighborhood?  Be sure to keep your car locked and the hood secured with a chain and lock. 41 | |||
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I’m sorry but I’m going to need a picture of the hot trophy wife wearing yoga pants before I can weigh-in appropriately. In all seriousness It sounds like a family full of people that are not used to hearing “No.” “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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Lady please stand still while I take a picture of you and your kids for a police report for trespassing and property damage. ...... drill sgt. | |||
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