So the setup of my house to understand the situation. The back of my property backs up to a greenbelt that’s bout 50 yards deep and then there’s the sidewalk and road beyond that. My backyard is fenced up to the greenbelt. It’s typical Alaskan, mixture of spruce and hardwoods, very thick and pretty much impassable. There’s a utility easement between mine and my neighbors house where the trees were cut down when the neighborhood was built.

So working out in my front yard this morning digging out the juniper bushes I planted 5 years ago when I moved in that died off over the winter. Replacing them with some larger evergreens. My dog’s inside supervising everything from my second story bedroom window when I hear him sound the alarm.

Look behind me and here’s a blonde trophy wife in yoga pants standing in the middle of my front yard behind me waiting for her band of crotch goblins to push their bikes up the easement, around my fence and across my front yard.

“Can I help you?”

“My kids just got tired riding their bikes so we decided to cut through.”

“Really? And bushwhacking them up the hill and through my yard is easier than riding another block to the entrance of the neighborhood?”

“Well it would’ve been if you hadn’t have planted all these bushes and trees.”

“Did you ever think that’s why I planted all these bushes and trees?”

I can hardly wait for my neighbor to tell me about all the bitching and moaning that will take place on the Next Door app.

“Entitlement”. It’s our great nation’s disease currently. I’m got damn tired of it too.

"Ma'am, I'm legally required to tell you that I'm not allowed within 100 yards of minors. Please keep them out of my yard."

BIG SMILE. BIG SMILE.

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
"Ma'am, I'm legally required to tell you that I'm not allowed within 100 yards of minors. Please keep them out of my yard."

BIG SMILE. BIG SMILE.

I see you are a problem solver.

Entitlement knows no boundaries.

"I planted trees and bushes because I was tired of replacing the land mines"!

I notice them mostly on the road. They drive their car like they stole it. No regard for others.

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"I planted trees and bushes because I was tired of replacing the land mines

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I took down the contaminated soil sign as well. There used to be mining back there and they did not clean it up very well. EPA is following up.

I didn't know you lived in my neighborhood?

Be sure to keep your car locked and the hood secured with a chain and lock.

I’m sorry but I’m going to need a picture of the hot trophy wife wearing yoga pants before I can weigh-in appropriately. In all seriousness It sounds like a family full of people that are not used to hearing “No.”

Lady please stand still while I take a picture of you and your kids for a police report for trespassing and property damage. ...... drill sgt.