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Originally posted by SIGnified:
Fold it over …

That. And toss few extra slices of pepperoni in the middle. It's not pizza if it doesn't have pepperoni on it.

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Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022:
It could be worse. Fork-split for example.

People who use the side of a fork for a knife should not eat in public.

Yep, the New York fold is your answer. You got big hands, right V-Tail?

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Originally posted by SIGnified:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Edmond:

I think that's the universe telling you to eat 2 slices at once...

But there's only one slice. It's round and about 14" diameter.

Fold it over …

Like the delicious Italian taco it is.

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:

Yep, the New York fold is your answer. You got big hands, right V-Tail?

What if there's rain in the forecast? I don't want to sleep in the backyard.

If they don't slice it all the way through, how am I supposed to share the pizza with my wife?

Kitchen scissors?

Wait...share? Surely you jest.

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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:

Wait...share? Surely you jest.

I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

I don't need to eat a 14" pizza by myself. Wife is hungry, too.

The right tool for the job is scissors.

Specifically, these: Wiss heavy-duty titanium scissors

This is SigForum, right? Can't leave a thread without buying something expensive.

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Originally posted by sjtill:
The right tool for the job is scissors.

Specifically, these: Wiss heavy-duty titanium scissors

This is SigForum, right? Can't leave a thread without buying something expensive.

They are only twelve bucks. Surely (Shirley), you can do better than that!

Maybe one of the knife makers in the Essential Edge section can make that right.

This seems in the ‘1st world problems’ category. Yes we like perfection, but twisting that stringy cheese free from the next piece is the norm with pizza. It may also cut better cool, when hot the cheese can reattach.

Yes, more of a crust issue. I have been known to recut the pizza once home. Maybe if two are attached, just eat both.

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Originally posted by sourdough44:

twisting that stringy cheese free from the next piece is the norm with pizza.

I'm not bitching about the cheese. I'm talking about the crust -- the foundation -- that has had just the barest acquaintance with the knife. Nowhere enough for a clean separation by hand.

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Originally posted by Sig2340:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
Pizza with the suggestion of slices, sort of scored at the top, like the dotted line on packages that say "Cut Along This Line."

Cut the damn things all the way through, so I can pick a slice up and eat it.

Tell the pizza parlor "Uncut, please."

Poof!!

You have piece of pizza.

Can't do that in Brooklyn.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:

Yep, the New York fold is your answer. You got big hands, right V-Tail?

What if there's rain in the forecast? I don't want to sleep in the backyard.

If they don't slice it all the way through, how am I supposed to share the pizza with my wife?

...You aren't. She can get her own!