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The Unmanned Writer
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posted December 18, 2024 02:04 PM
In everyday conversations.

"I just had to get the gingerbread cookie, it's going viral!"

"Oooo, we just found a new hack for parking downtown."

Taking EVERY bit of energy to not chastise her about the low intelligence of those words when used in that manner.

"No, if was going viral we'd avoid it like the plague cause we wouldn't want to sick."

"No, there were no computer programs involved which we hacked in to. All we did was park at 3:30 instead of 4:00 when most all other come down here."

"Why bless your heart - you're learning new words from TikToc again, aren't you?"






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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posted December 18, 2024 02:38 PMHide Post
I prefer the Kings Engish. Using slang conveys a certain stupidity. It is very irritating to my ears.
 
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posted December 18, 2024 03:01 PMHide Post
No Cap Boomer that's cheugy....
 
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posted December 18, 2024 04:45 PMHide Post
If she starts using, "Right?" or "I know...right?", and putting "I mean..." in front of every sentence, hire a good divorce attorney.


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posted December 18, 2024 04:52 PMHide Post
Thankfully, there's roughly ZERO chance that will ever happen with Mrs. PHPaul.

She's still trying to figure out 50's slang...




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posted December 18, 2024 05:46 PMHide Post
All she needs is a good swiving, and she'll forget all about it.

Let's be clear:

"Hack"


"Viral"



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
 
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posted December 19, 2024 01:18 AMHide Post
Tik Thot, where the human brain goes to die. I would remind anyone that the communist government of China owns that fucking app. Do not use it.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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posted December 19, 2024 04:13 PMHide Post
Be on the lookout for "iconic".
 
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posted December 19, 2024 05:32 PMHide Post
My wife always argues, “They say…”. I immediately ask, “who is they, Facebook or tik tok?”

It’s ridiculous that folks get knowledge from either.

However, the argument that slang or non-King’s English is ignorant is just as silly.





10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
 
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posted December 23, 2024 02:59 PMHide Post
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.


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posted December 27, 2024 09:34 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.

It's rather (dis)heartening that kiddies today get so much of their wisdom, intellect and vocabulary from SpongeBob SquarePants. And yes actually, I had to Google it up to see what it means. After all, Me Boomer, you know...


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posted December 27, 2024 10:17 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.


No cap!
 
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posted December 27, 2024 10:59 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.


No cap!


100p, on a stack!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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posted December 29, 2024 12:16 PMHide Post
WTF? I don't know what those mean!!!!! Eek


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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
 
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posted January 05, 2025 01:37 PMHide Post
This topic is like, you know, like totally gnarly and, like, epic, you know?


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posted January 08, 2025 02:39 PMHide Post
If you are bold enough to gripe at your wife over English usage that irritates you, then more power to you.




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The Unmanned Writer
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posted January 08, 2025 06:19 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
If you are bold enough to gripe at your wife over English usage that irritates you, then more power to you.


Didn't say I was THAT brave dumb. LOL






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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Learn it, know it, live it
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posted January 20, 2025 08:01 PMHide Post
As long as my wife never says 'my bad' to me I'm good.
But then again, when has she ever apologized to me? Eek Cool
 
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