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Gahhhh!! When Your Wife Starts Using "Viral" and "Hack"
December 18, 2024, 02:04 PM
LS1 GTOGahhhh!! When Your Wife Starts Using "Viral" and "Hack"
In everyday conversations.
"I just had to get the gingerbread cookie, it's going viral!"
"Oooo, we just found a new hack for parking downtown."
Taking EVERY bit of energy to not chastise her about the low intelligence of those words when used in that manner.
"No, if was going viral we'd avoid it like the plague cause we wouldn't want to sick."
"No, there were no computer programs involved which we hacked in to. All we did was park at 3:30 instead of 4:00 when most all other come down here."
"Why bless your heart - you're learning new words from TikToc again, aren't you?"
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
December 18, 2024, 02:38 PM
ZSMICHAELI prefer the Kings Engish. Using slang conveys a certain stupidity. It is very irritating to my ears.
December 18, 2024, 03:01 PM
HRKNo Cap Boomer that's cheugy....
December 18, 2024, 04:45 PM
GustoferIf she starts using, "Right?" or "I know...right?", and putting "I mean..." in front of every sentence, hire a good divorce attorney.
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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
December 18, 2024, 04:52 PM
PHPaulThankfully, there's roughly ZERO chance that will ever happen with Mrs. PHPaul.
She's still trying to figure out 50's slang...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
December 18, 2024, 05:46 PM
ArtieSAll she needs is a good swiving, and she'll forget all about it.
Let's be clear:
"Hack"
"Viral"
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
December 19, 2024, 01:18 AM
PrefontaineTik Thot, where the human brain goes to die. I would remind anyone that the communist government of China owns that fucking app. Do not use it.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
December 19, 2024, 04:13 PM
PKFanBe on the lookout for "iconic".
December 19, 2024, 05:32 PM
OttoSigMy wife always argues, “They say…”. I immediately ask, “who is they, Facebook or tik tok?”
It’s ridiculous that folks get knowledge from either.
However, the argument that slang or non-King’s English is ignorant is just as silly.
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! December 23, 2024, 02:59 PM
flesheatingvirusI’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.
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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
December 27, 2024, 09:34 PM
monoblokquote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.
It's rather (dis)heartening that kiddies today get so much of their wisdom, intellect and vocabulary from SpongeBob SquarePants. And yes actually, I had to Google it up to see what it means. After all, Me Boomer, you know...
-MG
December 27, 2024, 10:17 PM
bcereussquote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.
No cap!
December 27, 2024, 10:59 PM
Prefontainequote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I’m getting really tired of “what the sigma” from my kids.
No cap!
100p, on a stack!
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
December 29, 2024, 12:16 PM
flesheatingvirusWTF? I don't know what those mean!!!!!
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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
January 05, 2025, 01:37 PM
MWCThis topic is like, you know, like totally gnarly and, like, epic, you know?
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Originally posted by Psychobastard:
Well, we "gave them democracy"... not unlike giving a monkey a loaded gun.
January 08, 2025, 02:39 PM
jhe888If you are bold enough to gripe at your wife over English usage that irritates you, then more power to you.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. January 08, 2025, 06:19 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
If you are bold enough to gripe at your wife over English usage that irritates you, then more power to you.
Didn't say I was THAT
brave dumb. LOL
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
January 20, 2025, 08:01 PM
1lowlifeAs long as my wife never says 'my bad' to me I'm good.
But then again, when has she ever apologized to me?
