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Alea iacta est
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Seriously, who the fuck designs this shit? A jar of capers. It’s not like anyone in their right mind will eat a whole jar of capers in one shot. It takes many meals to consume a jar.
Let’s make the jar so slim you can’t put a spoon into it. You have to dump the whole jar in a measuring cup, take a spoonful out, and pour it back into the retarded jar.
The asshole that thought the tall slim jar was cute and trendy can go DIAF.




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Caper hack...




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Before I'd pour the product out of the stupid fucking jar, then put some back, I'd buy a smaller spoon. Wink




 
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Screw stupid people!
Screw them right to heck!!!




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probably a good thing
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Buy the 32 oz. jar at costco?
 
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Okay. I’ll be that guy since I’m curious.

What did you make? I’m expecting something upscale exotic typical of beancooker. All I know is run of the mill lemon caper sauce.




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Well it's as good a time as any to practice your chopstick skills.
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I use a spoon to get the capers out of the narrow jar. I just use the handle end.
 
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Caper hack...


A slotted 'Caper Extractor'...Ingenious! Cool


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All you need is a little grinder work on that spoon. Smile
 
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you need a tea spoon in your collection...



 
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Such a mystery.

It's the caper caper.


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Truly a first world problem!
 
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Actually I don't think the skinny bottle is a decorative gesture. It's so the bottle has a smaller footprint next to all those other bottles of spices and condiments on your shelf.



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Screw stupid people!
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Dreamfarm Mini Supoon. Very useful item. Amazon has them.


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Iced tea spoon. And every jar of capers I have ever bought was that shape.




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Iced tea spoon. And every jar of capers I have ever bought was that shape.


Yep.
 
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Baby spoons would work. They're bright colors, too, to help me find them when I drop them!


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