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Stupid jars that stupid people design for food…
September 20, 2022, 09:55 PM
BeancookerStupid jars that stupid people design for food…
Seriously, who the fuck designs this shit? A jar of capers. It’s not like anyone in their right mind will eat a whole jar of capers in one shot. It takes many meals to consume a jar.
Let’s make the jar so slim you can’t put a spoon into it. You have to dump the whole jar in a measuring cup, take a spoonful out, and pour it back into the retarded jar.
The asshole that thought the tall slim jar was cute and trendy can go DIAF.
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September 20, 2022, 10:06 PM
kkinaCaper hack...
September 20, 2022, 10:43 PM
Excam_ManBefore I'd pour the product out of the stupid fucking jar, then put some back, I'd buy a smaller spoon.
September 20, 2022, 11:08 PM
sigmonkeyScrew stupid people!
Screw them right to heck!!!
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PatenBuy the 32 oz. jar at costco?
September 21, 2022, 12:44 AM
konata88Okay. I’ll be that guy since I’m curious.
What did you make? I’m expecting something upscale exotic typical of beancooker. All I know is run of the mill lemon caper sauce.
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OKCGeneWell it's as good a time as any to practice your chopstick skills.
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September 21, 2022, 05:58 AM
9x18I use a spoon to get the capers out of the narrow jar. I just use the handle end.
September 21, 2022, 06:23 AM
nhracecraftquote:
Originally posted by kkina:
Caper hack...
A slotted 'Caper Extractor'...Ingenious!
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September 21, 2022, 09:07 AM
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smschulzAll you need is a little grinder work on that spoon.
September 21, 2022, 09:50 AM
HRKyou need a tea spoon in your collection...
September 21, 2022, 09:56 AM
Mars_AttacksSuch a mystery.
It's the caper caper.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
September 21, 2022, 10:00 AM
tsmccullTruly a first world problem!
September 21, 2022, 11:17 AM
kkinaActually I don't think the skinny bottle is a decorative gesture. It's so the bottle has a smaller footprint next to all those other bottles of spices and condiments on your shelf.
September 21, 2022, 11:34 AM
229DAKquote:
Screw stupid people!
Screw them right to heck!!!
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September 21, 2022, 12:11 PM
YooperSigsDreamfarm Mini Supoon. Very useful item. Amazon has them.
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September 21, 2022, 12:43 PM
jhe888Iced tea spoon. And every jar of capers I have ever bought was that shape.
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Flash-LBquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
Iced tea spoon. And every jar of capers I have ever bought was that shape.
Yep.
September 21, 2022, 08:08 PM
whanson_wiBaby spoons would work. They're bright colors, too, to help me find them when I drop them!
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