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The Unmanned Writer
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A man, a donkey, and a llama walk into a bar.

Oh deer!!

Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime

Posts: 13117 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
My other Sig
is a Steyr.
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They like to jump out in to the road.

Wasn't long ago that a car horn would make them turn and run. Not happening anymore.

Then I found some Hella air horns for $4. The deer haven't got used to them (yet).

Posts: 7205 | Location: Somewhere looking for ammo that nobody has at a place I haven't been to for a pistol I couldn't live without... | Registered: December 02, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I drive to IL tomorrow, may lower the collision hazard just a little. I have two tags, muzzle-loader is sighted in.
Posts: 5025 | Location: WI | Registered: February 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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When in Alaska (middle to late 1970"s) (Delta Junction) my animal traffic problems were caused by buffalo and or moose. At that time our area had a free roaming buffalo herd that went where they wanted at any time they wanted.. even thru barbed wire fences. ........... One winter had a moose jump into the frozen asphalt roadway from my left to right and my drivers side rearview mirror slapped it in the nose. Had the moose had taken 1 or 2 more steps it would have been a broadside impact with the moose coming thru the windshield and injuring myself and wife if not fatal injuries. Had to change my clothing after having to take a short break to settle the nerves. ...... And the moose were all over the place as well as getting into peoples gardens till the day before the opening of moose hunting season. Seemed like they just disappeared and vanished. ................................... drill sgt.

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Posts: 993 | Location: denham springs , la | Registered: October 19, 2019Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Get my pies
outta the oven!

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Originally posted by Skins2881:

I've had exactly one tomato this year thanks to the squirrels. I don't even understand the physics of how they can carry them.

My neighbor's hickory tree had a bumper crop of nuts drop into my yard this year, seriously it was the most I've ever seen of these dammed things, like a thousand lbs total or more.

The squirrels love these things, but I can't figure out how they open and eat them, take a walnut and make the shell about 20 times tougher and harder to crack and you have a hickory nut. You have to bash them with a big hammer to open them. These little buggers just chew right through.

Posts: 28673 | Location: Pennsylvania | Registered: November 12, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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We lost a medium sized pumpkin to some squirrels. Chewed right through it to get the seeds.

I sprayed the other ones with a bleach solution - seems to be working. Couple nibbles but that's it.
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Originally posted by PHPaul:

And the sonofabitch just stood there looking at me like "Ooooooooooo, I'm SO scared..."

That's funny. Not a laughing matter for you, though.

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
Posts: 16794 | Location: The Free State of Arizona - Ditat Deus | Registered: March 24, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Gun season for deer opened in Wisconsin today. I doubt I'll see many deer standing around in the near future.

I've already seen a few going for car rides. Smile

I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
Posts: 1775 | Location: The Sticks in Wisconsin. | Registered: September 30, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Sorry, everyone, but I'm eating the varmints as fast as I can. Chili last night, spaghetti tonight. Lots of ground venison in both.
Posts: 216 | Location: Southwest Missouri  | Registered: April 08, 2020Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Deer don't bother me, the hunters on the other hand....

No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
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