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Seems to be the new sales tactic for EVERYTHING on tv. Due to raising costs and supply chain shortages, the xxx product is being discontinued. Order now, limit 3-6 per order. This may be your last chance to get the xxx, so order now. Remember, once they're gone, they're gone forever! | ||
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The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
One of the first warning signs of a scam is a created sense of urgency. I don't care what you are selling, tell me I have to order now and I'm out. “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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How about "absolutely free". you just pay for the shipping... My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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My other Sig is a Steyr. |
...the next thirty callers will receive a Scandinavian snow ball ring absolutely free! Act now!!! | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
But wait!!!! | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
There's more ! Operators are standing by to take your order ! "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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I can't tell if I'm tired, or just lazy |
And, if you order within the next 10 minutes..... _____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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No place to go and all day to get there |
With a 50% discount for the first 25 callers Just another day in paradise. NRA Georgia Carry | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
And we’ll throw in a second one, free. Just… Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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Get a second widget absolutely FREE . Just pay a separate fee .. Wait , a fee ? Not postage and handling , but a FEE .. WTFO ? | |||
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This is the Mike Lindell refrain. This guy is on as much as Camp Lejeune. I wish he would run out of product. I guess someone had to replace Ron Popeil. The Swift guy is pretty annoying too. What happened to the creative home grown commercials, like Smithe furniture in Chicago or Frankie and Johnnie's furnture. Funny and creative both. | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
Not sold in stores, only through this exclusive TV offer! Call NOW !!! "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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They're after my Lucky Charms! |
But what about the Time/Life books... Or Freedom Rock! Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up Dirt Sailors Unite! | |||
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paradox in a box |
It has been the last day to use my free $30 Uber Eats credit for the past year and a half. The email me every day to tell me. These go to eleven. | |||
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Experienced Slacker |
"...One weird trick..." If only life could be so magical. | |||
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Min-Chin-Chu-Ru... Speed with Glare |
A recent trend online has been the "Only XX left. Order soon!" B.S. | |||
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