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October 08, 2022, 01:56 AM
Excam_Man
Last chance, order now!
Seems to be the new sales tactic for EVERYTHING on tv.

Due to raising costs and supply chain shortages, the xxx product is being discontinued.

Order now, limit 3-6 per order.

This may be your last chance to get the xxx, so order now.

Remember, once they're gone, they're gone forever!




October 08, 2022, 04:22 AM
SpinZone
One of the first warning signs of a scam is a created sense of urgency.

I don't care what you are selling, tell me I have to order now and I'm out.



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October 08, 2022, 05:51 AM
Blume9mm
How about "absolutely free". you just pay for the shipping...


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October 08, 2022, 07:05 AM
.38supersig
...the next thirty callers will receive a Scandinavian snow ball ring absolutely free! Act now!!!



October 08, 2022, 08:58 AM
Flash-LB
But wait!!!!
October 08, 2022, 09:08 AM
WaterburyBob
quote:
Originally posted by Flash-LB:
But wait!!!!

There's more !

Operators are standing by to take your order !



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October 08, 2022, 09:18 AM
ggile
And, if you order within the next 10 minutes.....


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October 08, 2022, 09:27 AM
JWF
With a 50% discount for the first 25 callers


Just another day in paradise.

October 08, 2022, 01:09 PM
LS1 GTO
And we’ll throw in a second one, free. Just…






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October 13, 2022, 03:33 PM
selogic
Get a second widget absolutely FREE . Just pay a separate fee .. Wait , a fee ? Not postage and handling , but a FEE .. WTFO ?
October 14, 2022, 03:15 PM
ZSMICHAEL
This is the Mike Lindell refrain. This guy is on as much as Camp Lejeune. I wish he would run out of product. I guess someone had to replace Ron Popeil. The Swift guy is pretty annoying too.
What happened to the creative home grown commercials, like Smithe furniture in Chicago or Frankie and Johnnie's furnture. Funny and creative both.
October 14, 2022, 03:22 PM
ZSMICHAEL

October 14, 2022, 03:49 PM
WaterburyBob
Not sold in stores, only through this exclusive TV offer!

Call NOW !!!



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
October 15, 2022, 10:45 AM
IrishWind
But what about the Time/Life books...
Or Freedom Rock!


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October 15, 2022, 03:25 PM
frayedends
It has been the last day to use my free $30 Uber Eats credit for the past year and a half. The email me every day to tell me.




These go to eleven.
October 16, 2022, 11:23 AM
apprentice
"...One weird trick..."

If only life could be so magical. Roll Eyes
October 16, 2022, 03:38 PM
M'headSig
A recent trend online has been the "Only XX left. Order soon!" B.S.