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Be careful here. When you tell her "I want a picture of you to share with my invisible friends," she'll see it as a signal to set the hook and the trap will snap shut. | |||
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Nick "I cannot imagine any condition which would cause a ship to founder. I cannot conceive of any vital disaster happening to this vessel. Modern shipbuilding has gone beyond that." -Capt. Edward Smith | |||
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Eye on the Silver Lining |
No need for cleav, but you have my permission. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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Only the strong survive |
No more postings so he must have got married?? 41 | |||
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Or, she killed him and sold his organs. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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He's away on their honeymoon currently. <>< America, Land of the Free - because of the Brave | |||
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Probably the best guess. | |||
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No. He's dead and she's on her honeymoon spending the money she got from selling his organs. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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No. He's still chained up in the basement. She goes down there and whips him periodically throughout the day. | |||
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It's really hard to post when you're trying to work the zippers on a gimp suit... -- When you rest your steak and your whiskey upon the table you have made, you feel pretty goddamn tall for keeping those treats off the ground. | |||
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paradox in a box |
She let me out of the cage long enough to update. I’m having fun. Organs intact. Liver is not worth anything. It smells of rum. Not married and not spending money. These go to eleven. | |||
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This thread is worthless without pics? | |||
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399934/ ____________________ | |||
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paradox in a box |
We are like 50. You don’t want pics. These go to eleven. | |||
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I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-) | |||
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Yeah, but you gotta' see them in the morning, before they "put on their face" and push up bra.. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Pics or it didnt happen, as the young folks say Used guns deserve a home too | |||
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At that age, more like "pull-up bra".... Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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Here ya go http://www.sunsportgardens.com/ Perhaps you need to take a vacation there!!!!!!!!! DISCLAIMER- anyone under 50, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK | |||
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