Okay I already knew da wimmins was crazy but...(update on page 3, she texted me again)

sigmonkey

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all your balls are belong to her.

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sourdough44

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I'm in the camp of ride it for a while & not worry about the rest. After all, with much of this we are just making memories anyway.

Think of it as one of those movies where the aliens are about to take over. Don't think past next week, enjoy.

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sigmonkey

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Think of it as one of those movies where the aliens are about to take over. Don't think past next week, enjoy.

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So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

These go to eleven.

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ulsterman

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... Went out with her last night.

Yep

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Does she look like this?

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Skins2881

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quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

Jesse

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quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

These go to eleven.

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ulsterman

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Originally posted by frayedends:
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

Has to get the Rohypnol in you some way.

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Skins2881

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Originally posted by frayedends:
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

Wrong organ, liver is affected by drinking. If she insists you stop drinking and mentions her appointments with hepatologist, get real scared.

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paradox in a box
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quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

Wrong organ, liver is affected by drinking. If she insists you stop drinking and mentions her appointments with hepatologist, get real scared.

Maybe I need a liver. I played hard to get so she isn't suspicious.

These go to eleven.

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2BobTanner

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This has got to be one of the most interesting and entertaining "Dr Phil-Ask Ann Landers/Dear Abby-Dear Penthouse" threads in a long time.

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amhaynie

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I think at this point we are gonna need photographic evidence of this mystery rich woman . . .

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I think at this point we are gonna need photographic evidence of this mystery rich woman . . .

Rich may be overstating it. But she certainly doesn't need money from me. I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

These go to eleven.

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sigmonkey

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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

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CoolRich59

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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

You have my permission too.

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SevenPlusOne

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

You have my permission too.

Yeah man, this entire thread and no "is she hot?".
You'll seriously date a woman that won't go to Slayer?

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GWbiker

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

You have my permission too.

Mine, too. Revealing cleave is a plus.

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