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This happened in the OR one day when the surgeon and I were hassling his scrub tech about her poor taste in automobiles. She’d finally had enough and said, “You can both just kiss my ass!”
I replied, “Rope me off an acre I’ll get started in the morning”. She didn’t speak to me for a little over two weeks after that.
Just because you can, doesn't mean
"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
"You, you, you and your two jackass friends over there can all go fuck yourselves." (golf related, it's a long story)
The response? "Get yo scrawny white ass outta here".
"Not only are (progs) not smarter than you, there's something wrong with them." -- Tammy Bruce
|Now in Florida|
"I'm still preparing a formal response, but I am confident I can get it down to 2 words."
From my lawyer days.
|Just An Old Guy|
Its hard to fix stupid.
What can one man do? You never know until you try.
|Hop head |
another version is
I could probably use a good ass whipping, but not sure you are the one that can do that,,
Had similar - gave her a kiss on the left cheek ... of her face.
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly”
|Live Slow, |
“If I wanted come back, Id wipe it off your chin...”
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist"
On the witness stand in a trial for an auto accident....
Defendant's lawyer asked me "Don't all NC driver's licenses have an address on them?"
My response: "I don't know, I haven't seen all of them."
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Live and let live
|paradox in a box|
Years ago this hot blonde at work told me to kiss her ass. I asked, “Was that an offer?” She turned beet red.
One of the best lines used against me was a verbal argument and the guy says to me, “Who are you? You’re no one!” I had nothing and it still bothers me.
These go to eleven.
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