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If I'm at work and downing my fistful of daily vitamins and pills, I'll precede it with, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popping pills".

To be accurate, the actual line is, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines".



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Not a movie quote. One from the Firesign Theater: "He's no fun, he fell right over".

Like that one, have also used:
"Fun's over over folks, back in the bus."


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If I'm at work and downing my fistful of daily vitamins and pills, I'll precede it with, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popping pills".

To be accurate, the actual line is, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines".


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.







Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.


Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.

Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.

Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
 
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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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"I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it, Bob."



We actually had a pair of Bobs in my group at one time, and yes we referred to them as "The Bobs" Big Grin


 
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“You gunna eat that?”
“Mind if we dance wif yo dates?”
 
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Thank you helpy helperton. Ace Ventura

What in the name of Zeus's butthole?


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220, 221, whatever it takes.



Electrical Engineer here,

This line gets used often around the office.


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Another one I use when I'm blocking traffic and eventually someone will pull up and ask if that marked police car completely blocking the road means that they can go around it.

"Sorry folks, parks closed. Moose out front should have told ya"


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There are several I use but this is my favorite and I love to use it with attorneys representing vendors and service providers. Like most attorneys, they love to make their obligations vague and illusory. They also love to further water them down with stuff like: "will use commercially reasonable efforts to endeavor ...".

I always delete these terms and quote Yoda.



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What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.
 
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"I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it, Bob."



We actually had a pair of Bobs in my group at one time, and yes we referred to them as "The Bobs" Big Grin






 
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Ar-right den



Deplorable before deplorable was cool!
 
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Dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!
 
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It's only a flesh wound.

That'll buff right out.

Never tell me the odds.

I'll be back.

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.


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Marines we are leaving!

Dude, my dad's got a gnarly set of tools.

Its not about what I believe, its about what I can prove.

Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean, right?


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If a couple of people are talking and there is an awkward pause someone usually throws out "Big Gulps, huh?..... All right!.... Well, see you later."
 
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Pretty much anything applicable (or modifiable) from Tombstone. Especially and almost exclusively Doc Holliday.
 
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Oh, and "Beuller!?" Wink


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Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard.
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Oh you da man Clifford Franklin, you da man!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Get to the chopppah!



"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Winston Churchill
 
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