If I'm at work and downing my fistful of daily vitamins and pills, I'll precede it with, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popping pills".
To be accurate, the actual line is, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines".
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
Like that one, have also used:
"Fun's over over folks, back in the bus."
Ingratitude is the essence of vileness.
- Immanuel Kant
|The Unmanned Writer|
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
| Get my pies|
outta the oven!
We actually had a pair of Bobs in my group at one time, and yes we referred to them as "The Bobs"
“You gunna eat that?”
“Mind if we dance wif yo dates?”
Thank you helpy helperton. Ace Ventura
What in the name of Zeus's butthole?
“I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.”
Electrical Engineer here,
This line gets used often around the office.
I Like Guns and stuff
|Sigforum K9 handler|
Another one I use when I'm blocking traffic and eventually someone will pull up and ask if that marked police car completely blocking the road means that they can go around it.
"Sorry folks, parks closed. Moose out front should have told ya"
"Make it a shooting, and not a gunfight" LSP552 02/19/2011
There are several I use but this is my favorite and I love to use it with attorneys representing vendors and service providers. Like most attorneys, they love to make their obligations vague and illusory. They also love to further water them down with stuff like: "will use commercially reasonable efforts to endeavor ...".
I always delete these terms and quote Yoda.
NRA Endowment Life Member; ISRA Member
“Have we reached the ultimate state of absurdity where some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while other people are not held responsible for that they themselves are doing today?” ― Thomas Sowell
|Cogito Ergo Sum|
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.
Deplorable before deplorable was cool!
Dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!
|Ethics, antics, |
It's only a flesh wound.
That'll buff right out.
Never tell me the odds.
I'll be back.
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." - Albert Einstein
"Greatness is maximizing your potential for the glory of God and the good of others." - Tony Evans
"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition" ― Rudyard Kipling
Marines we are leaving!
Dude, my dad's got a gnarly set of tools.
Its not about what I believe, its about what I can prove.
Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean, right?
"Ultima Ratio Regum"
Life Member NRA
Member Washington Arms Collectors
The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with.'
If a couple of people are talking and there is an awkward pause someone usually throws out "Big Gulps, huh?..... All right!.... Well, see you later."
|Back, and |
to the left
Pretty much anything applicable (or modifiable) from Tombstone. Especially and almost exclusively Doc Holliday.
|Do No Harm,|
Do Know Harm
Oh, and "Beuller!?"
Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here.
Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard.
"All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones
Oh you da man Clifford Franklin, you da man!
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Get to the chopppah!
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Winston Churchill
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