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| Dances With Tornados |
Wow what a Charmin, I mean charming story. | |||
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Not only a confined space, but one with tile on the floor and walls! That ear ringing is going to sound like Big Ben. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
He reportedly told the cops: "My wife says I have only two faults. I don't listen, and some other bullshit she was rattling on about". | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
And people wonder why I carry while taking a dump at home.  Q | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
I read this to my wife and she said: "Why was she arrested?"  _____________________________________________________________________ “Civilization is not inherited; it has to be learned and earned by each generation anew; if the transmission should be interrupted for one century, civilization would die, and we should be savages again." - Will Durant | |||
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Aw Hell, she's a good old gal. If you knew her you'd like her. | |||
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Haha, I chuckled. | |||
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Nearly assassinated while on the throne. ____________________ | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Is her name Lanister? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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To all of you who are serving or have served our country, Thank You |
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| Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?  |
So I guess she took a potshot at him? "Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard | |||
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Membership has its privileges |
That'll learn him. Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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There has to be more backstory on this one. This didn't just happen out the blue, it's been building for a while. I sense a divorce in their near future, unless she has her equally crazy sister come over and finish the job. | |||
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I always wondered what a shit "load" was. | |||
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Some serious crazy shit going on there. ... stirred anti-clockwise. | |||
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Well.... They say the honeymoon is over when you are comfortable tinkling in front of each other. I guess its really over when you start shooting while crapping. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Another good reason to have locks on bathroom doors. I wonder what hewas reading? CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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| Doing what I want, When I want, If I want!  |
Good thing he was where he was, otherwise he would have trashed a good pair of shorts..... ******************************************** "On the other side of fear you will always find freedom" | |||
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Now that's 'dumping a load'. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I have to be honest. If I'm on the throne and business has commenced, you are truly taking your life in your hands entering the bathroom. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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