Seems like you can't even take a dump in peace anymore. Yes lady, now he won't be able to listen to you anymore after firing two shots in the bathroom, since his ears will be ringing for sometime.


https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/...ake-him-listen-cops/

GOODYEAR, Ariz. — An Arizona woman is facing charges after police say she fired shots at her husband while he sat on the toilet to make him “listen.”

KNXV-TV reports 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn recently was arrested following a frantic call from her husband.

He told Goodyear police Fahn barged in while he was using the restroom and fired two shots above his head.

According to a police report, Fahn told officers, “I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me.”

Police say the shots were fired about seven inches above the man’s head as he was slouched on the toilet.

Fahn has been charged with aggravated assault. It was not known if she had an attorney.
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Edit: better link

Nothing is sacred anymore.

<bang><bang> Listen to me now!

WHAT?!?

Friring a gun in a confined space to get someone to listen seems counter productive to me....

I will bet on the fact that he completely evacuated his bowels that time.

I imagine the husband will now come to start calling her "the Schofield Kid."

Nothing says "let's talk about this dear." like two .38s parting your hair.

Talk about bat shit crazy. If I was the husband I'd press charges for attempted murder. Firing 2 shots 7" above his head in a bathroom????? If he didn't hear her before he sure as hell isn't going to hear her now.

Who;;y Shit!

OMG...I'd shit myself...wait wasn't that why he was there in the first place?

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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
I imagine the husband will now come to start calling her "the Schofield Kid."

That made me LOL

now all those guys that carry to the shower and john don't seem so paranoid do they....

First you say it, then you do it.

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Originally posted by lcbjr77:
OMG...I'd shit myself...wait wasn't that why he was there in the first place?

Maybe he was constipated and his wife felt he needed some additional motivation!!!!!!!!!!

That is just a really shitty thing to do!

Did you hear the one about the woman with bad aim who was shooting craps?

Maybe there was good logic behind her actions. I do wonder if her jailers will listen to her drivel for the next year or so. Unless she gets a favorable plea bargain or a sympathetic judge. I mean why jail her, everyone knows she's the real victim here.

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she fired shots at her husband while he sat on the toilet to make him “listen.”

Don't give my wife any ideas!

He let his guard down. He should have been armed in the bathroom.

Well dang, that report left out the most important info. Was the man able to finish or was the pucker factor a deal breaker.

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Originally posted by TRshootem:
Well dang, that report left out the most important info. Was the man able to finish or was the pucker factor a deal breaker.

I’m sure the pucker factor ended it. And he’s now perma-pucked.