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Woman shoots while husband on toilet

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January 09, 2018, 03:59 PM
OKCGene
Woman shoots while husband on toilet
Wow what a Charmin, I mean charming story.
January 09, 2018, 04:13 PM
jbcummings
Not only a confined space, but one with tile on the floor and walls! That ear ringing is going to sound like Big Ben.


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January 09, 2018, 04:25 PM
arfmel
He reportedly told the cops: "My wife says I have only two faults. I don't listen, and some other bullshit she was rattling on about".
January 09, 2018, 04:37 PM
12131
And people wonder why I carry while taking a dump at home. Smile


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January 09, 2018, 05:00 PM
CoolRich59
I read this to my wife and she said: "Why was she arrested?" Eek


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January 09, 2018, 05:11 PM
DoubleAdobe
Aw Hell, she's a good old gal. If you knew her you'd like her.
January 09, 2018, 05:12 PM
DoubleAdobe
quote:
Originally posted by CoolRich59:
I read this to my wife and she said: "Why was she arrested?" Eek


Haha, I chuckled.
January 09, 2018, 05:28 PM
RichardC
Nearly assassinated while on the throne.


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January 09, 2018, 05:31 PM
jhe888
Is her name Lanister?



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January 09, 2018, 05:40 PM
Jelly
quote:
Originally posted by CoolRich59:
I read this to my wife and she said: "Why was she arrested?" Eek
Big Grin
January 09, 2018, 05:48 PM
Audioholic
So I guess she took a potshot at him?



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January 09, 2018, 05:50 PM
P-220
That'll learn him.


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January 09, 2018, 06:30 PM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
Talk about bat shit crazy. If I was the husband I'd press charges for attempted murder. Firing 2 shots 7" above his head in a bathroom????? If he didn't hear her before he sure as hell isn't going to hear her now.

There has to be more backstory on this one. This didn't just happen out the blue, it's been building for a while. I sense a divorce in their near future, unless she has her equally crazy sister come over and finish the job.
January 09, 2018, 07:10 PM
ACTEG
I always wondered what a shit "load" was.
January 09, 2018, 07:24 PM
John Steed
Some serious crazy shit going on there.


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January 09, 2018, 08:05 PM
YooperSigs
Well.... They say the honeymoon is over when you are comfortable tinkling in front of each other.
I guess its really over when you start shooting while crapping.


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January 09, 2018, 08:19 PM
HayesGreener
Another good reason to have locks on bathroom doors.

I wonder what hewas reading?


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January 09, 2018, 10:30 PM
beltfed21
Good thing he was where he was, otherwise he would have trashed a good pair of shorts..... Big Grin


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January 09, 2018, 11:49 PM
Excam_Man
Now that's 'dumping a load'.



January 10, 2018, 12:22 AM
Rightwire
I have to be honest. If I'm on the throne and business has commenced, you are truly taking your life in your hands entering the bathroom.



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